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FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:36 pm

Song down on here.

"IF YOUR STANDING ON A CORNER WITH A SWANS SCARF ROUND YOUR NECK, CARDIFF FANS WILL COME AND GET YOU AND THEY'LL BRAKE YOUR F...... NECK " :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:42 pm

OK I will write another, shows we dont sing any more :lol:

I'll be there, with my little pick and Shovel :ayatollah:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:44 pm

Wheres Our Money gone :evil:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:44 pm

my old favourite was the harold shipman chant, doesnt get sung anymore times are changing lol

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:45 pm

Your going home in a f*cking ambulance :ayatollah:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:46 pm

we want risdale out, we want risdale out!!!
we want risdale out, we want risdale out!!!

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:46 pm

f**k singing, where's my Prawn Sandwich???

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:48 pm

I was born under a grange end stand

not heard that one for years :ayatollah:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:48 pm

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankley
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Shankley said, oh I dont think so
But I've heard of the cardiff aggro

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:48 pm

Its a long way to Cardiff Central, its a long way to go. :ayatollah:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:49 pm

I was born under the Grange End Stand,
I was born under the Grange End Stand,
Boots are made for kicking,
Knives are made for stabbing,
And if i see a Swansea fan ill kick his f*cking head in!!

Loads more here: http://www.fanchants.com/football-team/cardiff_city/

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:50 pm

i havny had this one sang to me for a while '' who ate all the pies...................... :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:51 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:i havny had this one sang to me for a while '' who ate all the pies...................... :lol: :ayatollah:



Baz ate all the pies :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:53 pm

Song lyrics for Lee Trundle Chant sang to ho hi silver lining

They say you've never seen a salad,
That's why you're fat.
You wobble like a jelly,
And your a*se is so fat.
You're out of breath just talking,
Too fat to s**g,
You can't see your feet through your belly,
You're a big fat slag.

And it's Hi-Ho,
You fat b*stard,
You ate all the pies now,
You've never seen a salad,
You ate all the pies.

You eat for all of Britain,
You eat so fast,
If eating was a competition,
You'd never finish last,
You spend all your time just eating,
You like pies the best,
You've never been on a diet,
Your mouth never rests.

And it's Hi-Ho,
You fat b*stard,
You ate all the pies now,
You've never seen a salad,
You ate all the pies.

YOU FAT B*STARD
YOU FAT B*STARD
YOU FAT B*STARD

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:54 pm

When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what will I be? Will I be Cardiff, will I be jack? Here's what she said to me. Wash your mouth out son, go get your father's gun, and shoot the swansea scum

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:55 pm

Forever Blue wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:i havny had this one sang to me for a while '' who ate all the pies...................... :lol: :ayatollah:



Baz ate all the pies :lol: :ayatollah:

no chance i was in the que behind you :lol: :lol:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:55 pm

to the tune of Blame it on the Boogie :

Dont blame it on the TAXMAN,
Dont blame it on HAMMAM,
Dont blame it on the FAN,
BLAME IT ON THE RIDSDALE !!!!

:ayatollah:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:57 pm

The shitty swansea city went around to see the pope and this is what he said f**k OFF :lol: :lol:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:58 pm

lee trundles a fat c***
he wears a fat c***s hat,
and when he sees a peters pie,
he says i fancy that,
he eats them with his left hand,
he eats them with his rights,
and when he sees a burger king,
he eats all f*cking night

ohhhhhhhhh lee trundles a fat cu*t.....................................

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:58 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:
Forever Blue wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:i havny had this one sang to me for a while '' who ate all the pies...................... :lol: :ayatollah:



Baz ate all the pies :lol: :ayatollah:

no chance i was in the que behind you :lol: :lol:

:lol:

Thats very True :ayatollah:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:58 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fodYNyDDsro :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:01 pm

There once was a poor boy from swansea, his clothes were all tattered and torn, he started to sing,so we kicked the kunt in and now he dont sing anymore :ayatollah:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:04 pm

to the old club biscuit tune

If you like a lot of fighting at your football join our club

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:07 pm

he plays on the left he plays on the right
oh that boy chris burke
make routledge look shite.....

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:09 pm

peter thorne is magic he wears a magic hat and when he signed for cardiff he said i fancy that, he didnt sign for swansea or wrexham coz there shite, he signed for cardiff city coz there fu ck ing dynamite....

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:10 pm

Fight, fight, wherever you may be, cos we f'ckin hate the West Country. We'll fight you all, wherever you may be, we f'ckin hate the west country.


When the red, red, robin goes bob, bob, bobbin' along... SHOOT THE b*stard, SHOOT THE b*stard, SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT THE b*stard!!!

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:12 pm

This song was guaranteed every time after the away team scored.

YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR f*cking HEADS KICKED IN :lol:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:23 pm

All we are singing is Give us a goal :lol:

Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:43 pm

Now, PR still has 15 days to pay HMRC, pay 1st Langston instalment, sign 3 or 4 players and aim to secure the Malaysians (subject to positive due diligence).

However, as a bit of short term fun, as I obviously fully trust PR to deliver on his promises - How about this one (to the tune of the laughing Policeman/ Magic Hat):

In 2007 in the merry month of May,
The ground went unconditional and Peter got well paid,
We thought he'd be transparent, and pay the taxman up,
But, typical of Ridsdale, he fucked the whole lot up,
Ohhhh, ahahahahahahaha
Ohhhh, ahahahahahahaha
(allegedly :D )

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Peter
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Re: FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:50 pm

There was 30 Argie bombers in the air......in the air
there were 30 Argie bombers in the air.....in the air
there were 30 Argie bombers
30 argie bombers
30 Argie bombers in the air.....in the air

And The RAF of Wales shot them down...........shot them down
and the RAF of wales shot them down...........shot them down
and the RAF of Wales
RAF of Wales
RAF of Wales shot them down......shot them down

And the RAF of Scotland buried dead ......buried dead
and the RAF of Scotland buried dead.......buried dead
and the RAF of Scotland
RAF of of Scotland
RAF of Scotland buried dead........buried dead

And the dirty English bastards ran away..........ran away
and the dirty English bastards ran away..........ran away
and the dirty English bastards
dirty English bastards
dirty English bastards ran away .....ran away :lol: