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cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:45 pm

he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :evil:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Get a kitchen knive :lol: :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:47 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :evil:


Great another night of laughter :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:48 pm

Forever Blue wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :evil:


Great another night of laughter :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:
,,,, i hope so :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:48 pm

Pillow, place over head and hold in place for 3 to 5 minutes or until snoring stops. No need to repeat

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:49 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :evil:



Leave :D :D :D

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:51 pm

Jez wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :evil:



Leave :D :D :D
.... id love to leave the old bugger and get my self a nice fit young man :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:58 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :evil:


My wife used to often shove a "marital aid" up my arse due to my loud snoring problem which when perfectly sober would wake me in a nano second. When drunk as a skunk though it would, apparantley take anything from five mins to half an hour. I wondered why I was having strange dreams when drunk about my bum, it was a couple of years before she confessed :evil:

A jolly good thing I was an egg chaser as a youth otherwise I would have felt quite violated :shock:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:03 pm

Willy the Wombat wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :evil:


My wife used to often shove a "marital aid" up my arse due to my loud snoring problem which when perfectly sober would wake me in a nano second. When drunk as a skunk though it would, apparantley take anything from five mins to half an hour. I wondered why I was having strange dreams when drunk about my bum, it was a couple of years before she confessed :evil:

A jolly good thing I was an egg chaser as a youth otherwise I would have felt quite violated :shock:
... thanks for that tip willy i have a few marital aids so ill shove a dildo up his arse tonight and see if that works . ill keep the love eggs for myself . :lol: :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:03 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
Jez wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :evil:



Leave :D :D :D
.... id love to leave the old bugger and get my self a nice fit young man :lol:


'Nice fit young man' you just described me right down to my fitness. 8-)

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:07 pm

o well not to worry get down the gym and give me a call in a few weeks :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:10 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:o well not to worry get down the gym and give me a call in a few weeks :lol:


what :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:10 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
Willy the Wombat wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :evil:


My wife used to often shove a "marital aid" up my arse due to my loud snoring problem which when perfectly sober would wake me in a nano second. When drunk as a skunk though it would, apparantley take anything from five mins to half an hour. I wondered why I was having strange dreams when drunk about my bum, it was a couple of years before she confessed :evil:

A jolly good thing I was an egg chaser as a youth otherwise I would have felt quite violated :shock:
... thanks for that tip willy i have a few marital aids so ill shove a dildo up his arse tonight and see if that works . ill keep the love eggs for myself . :lol: :lol:


I, errmm I mean my wife obviously, found that the big blue one worked best :?

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:14 pm

willy a big blue one do you mean viagra because when harry takes viagra he shags me and then falls asleep and his errection dose not go away is that normal, :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:22 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:willy a big blue one do you mean viagra because when harry takes viagra he shags me and then falls asleep and his errection dose not go away is that normal, :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:36 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:willy a big blue one do you mean viagra because when harry takes viagra he shags me and then falls asleep and his errection dose not go away is that normal, :lol:


No, my wife has several marital aids she's even given them names, there's Peter the Great, Joe the Monkey, Billy Blue, Steve from next door, Alan who lives down the road, Tarquin her boss, Harry the Welsh, so many I forget. They are only sold in shops quite a distance from where we live though so she has to spend the night in a hotel when she buys them as the journey would be too stressful for her. I've not heard of the Viagra one though I must admit

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:44 pm

Willy the Wombat wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:willy a big blue one do you mean viagra because when harry takes viagra he shags me and then falls asleep and his errection dose not go away is that normal, :lol:


No, my wife has several marital aids she's even given them names, there's Peter the Great, Joe the Monkey, Billy Blue, Steve from next door, Alan who lives down the road, Tarquin her boss, Harry the Welsh, so many I forget. They are only sold in shops quite a distance from where we live though so she has to spend the night in a hotel when she buys them as the journey would be too stressful for her. I've not heard of the Viagra one though I must admit
..... thanks willy you seem to know what you are talking about you should go to the wife swoping club in grangestown me and the husband go there once a mounth its grate i shaged 14 blokes in one seshion i nearly broke me record that night , harry just sits there and watches and falls asleep. :lol: :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:48 pm

monkey face him :lol: :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:52 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:monkey face him :lol: :lol:

,,,,,,, whats all this monkey face all about . like my sexy stuff but iv never heard about this. :D

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:55 pm

I've always found that a blow job performed on me by Mrs Croesy bluebird has the desire effect and stops my snoring - maybe try that

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:00 pm

croesybluebird wrote:I've always found that a blow job performed on me by Mrs Croesy bluebird has the desire effect and stops my snoring - maybe try that
,,,,,
i dont like giving harry a blow job he is starting to get that old man smell (pissy) but thanks for the tip croesy :ayatollah:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:19 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
Willy the Wombat wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:willy a big blue one do you mean viagra because when harry takes viagra he shags me and then falls asleep and his errection dose not go away is that normal, :lol:


No, my wife has several marital aids she's even given them names, there's Peter the Great, Joe the Monkey, Billy Blue, Steve from next door, Alan who lives down the road, Tarquin her boss, Harry the Welsh, so many I forget. They are only sold in shops quite a distance from where we live though so she has to spend the night in a hotel when she buys them as the journey would be too stressful for her. I've not heard of the Viagra one though I must admit
..... thanks willy you seem to know what you are talking about you should go to the wife swoping club in grangestown me and the husband go there once a mounth its grate i shaged 14 blokes in one seshion i nearly broke me record that night , harry just sits there and watches and falls asleep. :lol: :lol:



Wife swoping Eh? Thats sounds good, I'll swop mine for a clark's pie, chips and some nice onion gravy, ah bugger it, go on I'll chuck in £10k to sweeten the deal, She 31, about 5ft 9in, 38E but quite slim, no kids, one careful owner, shaves properly is safe around animals and speaks quite a few languages (useful for away trips with Wales!!). :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:25 pm

willy she sounds like a nice girl , i like the bit about the shaving , i have a bald fanny most of the men iv been with latly love it :ayatollah:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:27 pm

i prefer a smoothie to a hairy mott myself

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:30 pm

croesybluebird wrote:i prefer a smoothie to a hairy mott myself
,,,, croesy you should of seen winstons bush it was wire wool he used to rub me raw . i did like him mind

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:31 pm

How would Mrs Ramsgate know if hubby snores? She spends less time in the marital bed than John Terry!

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:33 pm

bet your chin was red raw........... :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:36 pm

croesybluebird wrote:bet your chin was red raw........... :lol:
,,,, you know wnat that old wire wool is like it was the cleanest my chin has been for years, :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:40 pm

nerd wrote:How would Mrs Ramsgate know if hubby snores? She spends less time in the marital bed than John Terry!
,,,, its not my fault nerd he seems to be off sex latly i think its his age. i need my men i think im a sexaholic :lol:

Re: cant stop my husband snoring

Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:41 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
nerd wrote:How would Mrs Ramsgate know if hubby snores? She spends less time in the marital bed than John Terry!
,,,, its not my fault nerd he seems to be off sex latly i think its his age. i need my men i think im a sexaholic :lol:
:lol: :lol: