Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:45 pm
Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:46 pm
Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:47 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring
Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:48 pm
,,,, i hope soForever Blue wrote:mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring
Great another night of laughter
Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:48 pm
Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:49 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring
Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:51 pm
.... id love to leave the old bugger and get my self a nice fit young manJez wrote:mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:58 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring
Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:03 pm
... thanks for that tip willy i have a few marital aids so ill shove a dildo up his arse tonight and see if that works . ill keep the love eggs for myself .Willy the Wombat wrote:mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring
My wife used to often shove a "marital aid" up my arse due to my loud snoring problem which when perfectly sober would wake me in a nano second. When drunk as a skunk though it would, apparantley take anything from five mins to half an hour. I wondered why I was having strange dreams when drunk about my bum, it was a couple of years before she confessed
A jolly good thing I was an egg chaser as a youth otherwise I would have felt quite violated
Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:03 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:.... id love to leave the old bugger and get my self a nice fit young manJez wrote:mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:07 pm
Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:10 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:o well not to worry get down the gym and give me a call in a few weeks
Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:10 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:... thanks for that tip willy i have a few marital aids so ill shove a dildo up his arse tonight and see if that works . ill keep the love eggs for myself .Willy the Wombat wrote:mrs harry ramsgate wrote:he sounds like a hippo in distress . its driving me up the wall any one have any tips how to stop old harry from snoring
My wife used to often shove a "marital aid" up my arse due to my loud snoring problem which when perfectly sober would wake me in a nano second. When drunk as a skunk though it would, apparantley take anything from five mins to half an hour. I wondered why I was having strange dreams when drunk about my bum, it was a couple of years before she confessed
A jolly good thing I was an egg chaser as a youth otherwise I would have felt quite violated
Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:14 pm
Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:22 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:willy a big blue one do you mean viagra because when harry takes viagra he shags me and then falls asleep and his errection dose not go away is that normal,
Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:36 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:willy a big blue one do you mean viagra because when harry takes viagra he shags me and then falls asleep and his errection dose not go away is that normal,
Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:44 pm
..... thanks willy you seem to know what you are talking about you should go to the wife swoping club in grangestown me and the husband go there once a mounth its grate i shaged 14 blokes in one seshion i nearly broke me record that night , harry just sits there and watches and falls asleep.Willy the Wombat wrote:mrs harry ramsgate wrote:willy a big blue one do you mean viagra because when harry takes viagra he shags me and then falls asleep and his errection dose not go away is that normal,
No, my wife has several marital aids she's even given them names, there's Peter the Great, Joe the Monkey, Billy Blue, Steve from next door, Alan who lives down the road, Tarquin her boss, Harry the Welsh, so many I forget. They are only sold in shops quite a distance from where we live though so she has to spend the night in a hotel when she buys them as the journey would be too stressful for her. I've not heard of the Viagra one though I must admit
Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:48 pm
Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:52 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:monkey face him
Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:55 pm
Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:00 pm
,,,,,croesybluebird wrote:I've always found that a blow job performed on me by Mrs Croesy bluebird has the desire effect and stops my snoring - maybe try that
Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:19 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:..... thanks willy you seem to know what you are talking about you should go to the wife swoping club in grangestown me and the husband go there once a mounth its grate i shaged 14 blokes in one seshion i nearly broke me record that night , harry just sits there and watches and falls asleep.Willy the Wombat wrote:mrs harry ramsgate wrote:willy a big blue one do you mean viagra because when harry takes viagra he shags me and then falls asleep and his errection dose not go away is that normal,
No, my wife has several marital aids she's even given them names, there's Peter the Great, Joe the Monkey, Billy Blue, Steve from next door, Alan who lives down the road, Tarquin her boss, Harry the Welsh, so many I forget. They are only sold in shops quite a distance from where we live though so she has to spend the night in a hotel when she buys them as the journey would be too stressful for her. I've not heard of the Viagra one though I must admit
Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:25 pm
Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:27 pm
Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:30 pm
,,,, croesy you should of seen winstons bush it was wire wool he used to rub me raw . i did like him mindcroesybluebird wrote:i prefer a smoothie to a hairy mott myself
Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:31 pm
Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:33 pm
Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:36 pm
,,,, you know wnat that old wire wool is like it was the cleanest my chin has been for years,croesybluebird wrote:bet your chin was red raw...........
Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:40 pm
,,,, its not my fault nerd he seems to be off sex latly i think its his age. i need my men i think im a sexaholicnerd wrote:How would Mrs Ramsgate know if hubby snores? She spends less time in the marital bed than John Terry!
Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:41 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:,,,, its not my fault nerd he seems to be off sex latly i think its his age. i need my men i think im a sexaholicnerd wrote:How would Mrs Ramsgate know if hubby snores? She spends less time in the marital bed than John Terry!