cheryl cole :)
Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:23 pm
has just announced she is divorcing ashley 
get her on here, shes free, single and a prime monkey face victim
get her on here, shes free, single and a prime monkey face victim
Re: cheryl cole :)
Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:25 pm
milly44 wrote:has just announced she is divorcing ashley
get her on here, shes free, single and a prime monkey face victim
Is it official.
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:27 pm
Monkey face is about to take on a whole new meaning! Has anyone ever been gang monkey faced?
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:27 pm
NTB wrote:milly44 wrote:has just announced she is divorcing ashley
get her on here, shes free, single and a prime monkey face victim
Is it official.
yes its official, shes on the market looking far a mature student from newport i heard
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:29 pm
shes skanky, seriously i wouldnt if she offered.
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:29 pm
Skanky isn't necessarily bad is it? 
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:31 pm
The Rhooster wrote:shes skanky, seriously i wouldnt if she offered.
i actualy laughed then.
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:32 pm
The Rhooster wrote:shes skanky, seriously i wouldnt if she offered.
Bollox, if she slapped her whelk in your face you'd eat it like a cream egg.
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:33 pm
Splott-light wrote:The Rhooster wrote:shes skanky, seriously i wouldnt if she offered.
Bollox, if she slapped her whelk in your face you'd eat it like a cream egg.
melt in the mouth
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:34 pm
milly44 wrote:Splott-light wrote:The Rhooster wrote:shes skanky, seriously i wouldnt if she offered.
Bollox, if she slapped her whelk in your face you'd eat it like a cream egg.
Yolk all over your chops...
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:35 pm
Imagine her hairy axe wound all over your nose.
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:36 pm
Zabier wrote:Imagine her hairy axe wound all over your nose.
Why-aye-man.
She's probably got a tattoo just above it saying 'Coles Hole'... stupid c**t.
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:37 pm
Splott-light wrote:The Rhooster wrote:shes skanky, seriously i wouldnt if she offered.
Bollox, if she slapped her whelk in your face you'd eat it like a cream egg.
id get more satisfaction out of warming her up and then going nahhhh no thanks and leave her in the bed alone.
Re: cheryl cole :)
Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:39 pm
The Rhooster wrote:Splott-light wrote:The Rhooster wrote:shes skanky, seriously i wouldnt if she offered.
Bollox, if she slapped her whelk in your face you'd eat it like a cream egg.
id get more satisfaction out of warming her up and then going nahhhh no thanks and leave her in the bed alone.
No monkeyface..?
Re: cheryl cole :)
Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:40 pm
Splott-light wrote:The Rhooster wrote:
id get more satisfaction out of warming her up and then going nahhhh no thanks and leave her in the bed alone.
No monkeyface..?
No monkeyface.
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:06 pm
your weird roosty, if someone said righht im gonna take your leg off, but ul b entitled to slip her a finger, id be hunting for a rusty axe
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:46 pm
would you suck a fart from her? or is that taking it abit far?
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:47 pm
m.davies wrote:would you suck a fart from her? or is that taking it abit far?
absulutly not.
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:50 pm
m.davies wrote:would you suck a fart from her? or is that taking it abit far?
That's called "A hot air balloon" in the business
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:51 pm
milly44 wrote:your weird roosty, if someone said righht im gonna take your leg off, but ul b entitled to slip her a finger, id be hunting for a rusty axe
guess some of us arent desperado
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:05 pm
The Rhooster wrote:milly44 wrote:your weird roosty, if someone said righht im gonna take your leg off, but ul b entitled to slip her a finger, id be hunting for a rusty axe
guess some of us arent desperado
hmmm i will leave that one be paul.
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:18 pm
i wouldn't f**k her, NOT AGAIN
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:19 pm
jamccfc wrote:i wouldn't f**k her, NOT AGAIN
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:23 pm
I CALL FIRST DIBS!
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:27 pm
This subject is sick sick sick Anyway theres not one red blooded male that wouldnt monkeyface fer
Anyway theres not one red blooded male that wouldnt monkeyface fer
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:30 pm
as soon as i heard the news i told the wife i was leaving her to comfort chezza, the wife replied I PACKED YOUR BAGS ALREADY, NOW f**k OFF.
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:39 pm
Bella Donna now theres a woman for you
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:45 pm
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:12 pm
marks out of 1 i'd give her 1
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:14 pm
rob wrote:marks out of 1 i'd give her 1
rob did u mean out of 10