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condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:44 pm

just got back from the doctors and i have found out that i am allergic to condoms . i cant go on the pill as i put up to much weight. and i cant trust harry with the rhytham metherd ( he is two jerks and a squrt ) . i cant give my sex up as you know im a horny person . so can any one help a lady in distress .... thanks in advance rose ramsgate. :ayatollah:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:45 pm

just have anal ;)

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:46 pm

carlccfc wrote:just have anal ;)
.... thanks carl ill try that tonight. :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:46 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote: ( he is two jerks and a squrt ) . :


isn't that the norm then :?: :?:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:47 pm

The Rhooster wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote: ( he is two jerks and a squrt ) . :


isn't that the norm then :?: :?:

:shock: :roll:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:47 pm

( he is two jerks and a squrt ) is that tate, monk and britton?

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:48 pm

The Rhooster wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote: ( he is two jerks and a squrt ) . :


isn't that the norm then :?: :?:
.... for harry it is :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:49 pm

jamccfc wrote:( he is two jerks and a squrt ) is that tate, monk and britton?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:56 pm

You remember them little soldiers and a plastic parachute you had in a party bag - well they were shit after the got dropped off the bannister but i'm sure if you cut the soldier off you can use the string to tie round your lover's c**k and hey ho the parachute will catch anything you dont want spilled

sorted :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:58 pm

Do you swallow ?

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:01 pm

Mr Moo Cow wrote:Do you swallow ?



Do you ever ask just sqweeeeeeze her nostrils together so she got no choice :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:02 pm

Mr Moo Cow wrote:Do you swallow ?
. ...of course dont you :lol: :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:04 pm

Jez wrote:
Mr Moo Cow wrote:Do you swallow ?



Do you ever ask just sqweeeeeeze her nostrils together so she got no choice :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
.... jez you are awful but i do like you. :lol: :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:04 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
Mr Moo Cow wrote:Do you swallow ?
. ...of course dont you :lol: :lol: :ayatollah:



Mrs but it will give your veneers a beautiful shine :D

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:06 pm

Jez wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
Mr Moo Cow wrote:Do you swallow ?
. ...of course dont you :lol: :lol: :ayatollah:



Mrs but it will give your veneers a beautiful shine :D
,,,, i like the sound of that mmmmmmm. :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:21 pm

Ever done this...

Pick up a packet of condoms, walk up to a famale shop assistant in Boots, and ask her where the fitting room is.. :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:25 pm

wkdblue wrote:Ever done this...

Pick up a packet of condoms, walk up to a famale shop assistant in Boots, and ask her where the fitting room is.. :lol:

did she bend over and say fit it in there ? :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:33 pm

milly44 wrote:
wkdblue wrote:Ever done this...

Pick up a packet of condoms, walk up to a famale shop assistant in Boots, and ask her where the fitting room is.. :lol:

did she bend over and say fit it in there ? :lol: :ayatollah:



She did but he was toooooooooooo small - sounds like a chapterin goldilocks!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:39 pm

you should see the size of winstons cock(harrys x gardener ) it used to fetch a tear to my eye :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:41 pm

She did but he was toooooooooooo small



Who`s been talking?. :|

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:49 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:just got back from the doctors and i have found out that i am allergic to condoms . i cant go on the pill as i put up to much weight. and i cant trust harry with the rhytham metherd ( he is two jerks and a squrt ) . i cant give my sex up as you know im a horny person . so can any one help a lady in distress .... thanks in advance rose ramsgate. :ayatollah:


Welcome Back Mrs Ramsgate :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:50 pm

Forever Blue wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:just got back from the doctors and i have found out that i am allergic to condoms . i cant go on the pill as i put up to much weight. and i cant trust harry with the rhytham metherd ( he is two jerks and a squrt ) . i cant give my sex up as you know im a horny person . so can any one help a lady in distress .... thanks in advance rose ramsgate. :ayatollah:


Welcome Back Mrs Ramsgate :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:
///// thanks annis good luck with the demo give them hell/ :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:53 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
Forever Blue wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:just got back from the doctors and i have found out that i am allergic to condoms . i cant go on the pill as i put up to much weight. and i cant trust harry with the rhytham metherd ( he is two jerks and a squrt ) . i cant give my sex up as you know im a horny person . so can any one help a lady in distress .... thanks in advance rose ramsgate. :ayatollah:


Welcome Back Mrs Ramsgate :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:
///// thanks annis good luck with the demo give them hell/ :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


I Promise you, we will :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:06 pm

Oh Mrs R. shame you can't be here and lead the demo

I have you made a special CCFC bikini and matching boot covers - you would look the dogs hun ;) but you would have had to have had a brazillian cos its a skimpy one :lol: and i know you don't like pain :)

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:12 pm

Jez wrote:Oh Mrs R. shame you can't be here and lead the demo

I have you made a special CCFC bikini and matching boot covers - you would look the dogs hun ;) but you would have had to have had a brazillian cos its a skimpy one :lol: and i know you don't like pain :)
,,, i think you know me to well jez.
im sorry i cant make it ill be there in spirit and reading all the reports on here. on a more serious note im starting to like girls do you know of any lesbion clubs around :ayatollah:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:17 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
Jez wrote:Oh Mrs R. shame you can't be here and lead the demo

I have you made a special CCFC bikini and matching boot covers - you would look the dogs hun ;) but you would have had to have had a brazillian cos its a skimpy one :lol: and i know you don't like pain :)
,,, i think you know me to well jez.
im sorry i cant make it ill be there in spirit and reading all the reports on here. on a more serious note im starting to like girls do you know of any lesbion clubs around :ayatollah:



Room in the market - you could start a monthly club up and ask PR if you can use the stadium facilities - for free of course cos you are skint - but he could watch "City Lickers" thru the window :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:21 pm

do you think a lot of us like mindid ladys could start a lesbion club . we must be honest here jez we know what us girls want . :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:24 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:do you think a lot of us like mindid ladys could start a lesbion club . we must be honest here jez we know what us girls want . :lol:



Is this being opened in Portugal ???? :lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:26 pm

Jez wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:do you think a lot of us like mindid ladys could start a lesbion club . we must be honest here jez we know what us girls want . :lol:



Is this being opened in Portugal ???? :lol:
.... no porth :lol:
:lol:

Re: condoms

Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:47 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
Jez wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:do you think a lot of us like mindid ladys could start a lesbion club . we must be honest here jez we know what us girls want . :lol:



Is this being opened in Portugal ???? :lol:
.... no porth :lol:
:lol:



Bit cold up there ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You gonna make it an elite place where the girls have to have something in common like gold teeth :lol: :lol: :lol: