WHATS THE ROMANTIC THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE

? I will get back to you all on this one

? I will get back to you all on this one

I came home from work on a break and shagged the missus on the stairs

does that count

took my missus to NY and proposed on top of the empire state building

I wiped my cock in the curtains instead of her bed sheets once!

Ex-missus

rubbed my nob in her toothbrush after an arguement

I am not saying mine now.

rubbed my nob in her toothbrush after an arguement

She wondered why there was already toothpaste on her brush when she went to brush her teeth

rubbed my nob in her toothbrush after an arguement

She wondered why there was already toothpaste on her brush when she went to brush her teeth

we are all romantics in porth

rubbed my nob in her toothbrush after an arguement

She wondered why there was already toothpaste on her brush when she went to brush her teeth

we are all romantics in porth

No-one mentioned the pube stuck in her tooth either?

rubbed my nob in her toothbrush after an arguement

She wondered why there was already toothpaste on her brush when she went to brush her teeth

we are all romantics in porth

i have had similer problem with tooth brushes baz, my mrs caught me using hers...........but if anyone can tell me a better way of getting dog shit out of trainers id love to no

once slept in the damp patch

rubbed my nob in her toothbrush after an arguement

I haven't gone that far, but did once clean my shaver with her toothbrush after shaving my sweaty pits one hot summer. A few days later she was on the phone to my daughter saying " I still cant work out how all those hairs got stuck in my teeth". I did own up to it at a later date which ended up in another massive row and my missus gagging at the thought of it

once slept in the damp patch

WOW i bet you won her heart!

Annis you didnt think for one minute this would stay a serious thread

With the likes of Baz around it was going to end up this way

:lol:

I am not saying mine now.

annis you have never been one for speaking out

i want to know how romantic annis is

bet he give his wife a signed book

once slept in the damp patch

WOW i bet you won her heart!

yep worked like a charm
she`s had it ever since tho

i have had similer problem with tooth brushes baz, my mrs caught me using hers...........but if anyone can tell me a better way of getting dog shit out of trainers id love to no [/quote]

I once rang my gf whilst I was having sex, well it was Valentines after all!

Headbutted a Jack

I once rang my gf whilst I was having sex, well it was Valentines after all!

? I will get back to you all on this one

Sent your wife flowers

I once let my wife monkeyface me...

Many years ago I kissed a girl after she swallowed.

I did hold my wifes hand once, quite firmly actually, she'd would have put a 14 inch carving knife into me if I hadn't.

Who said romance is dead Eh?

took me socks off !!

took me socks off !!

Ahh this thread is brilliant.

Once threw a pair of trainers out of my window cos I'd forgot I'd worn them to the gym and they were buzzing.
And I mean buzzing.
And I couldn't think, and the window was just open a bit so I tried to leave them sort of on the window ledge but they fell off.

I had to climb onto the extension roof to get them back the day after, and got the wierdest look from my 70 year old neighbour who was trimming her bush(es)

Worst thing is I hardly bloody know her now (the girl, not the neighbour!), why did I bother?!


That's about as romantic as it gets with me cos I'm shit at buying presents. "Something from Boots? Aye, here you go love."

Christ done so much

Spose when i was a teenager my then girlfriend and first love was at her mates house and i'd pissed her off, I wrote I love you on 300 pieces of paper and scattered them out her mates front door then knocked the door.

I once let my wife monkeyface me...

If we're being serious then,

I once cut the words 'I love you' out of red melon prior to the missus calling over (when I lived at mums) and we sat on cushions on the floor and ate them (my folks were away on hols), then we completed 'Micro Machines' together taking it in turns.

For my first serious girlfriend (after an argument) I once pulled up a pile of flowers from the greens over Splott Park in the early hours of the morning and wrapped them in pages of The Echo, I then rode my BMX to Adamsdown and climbed a clothes line pole to her window, I left the flowers on the windowsill and knocked the window before making my exit into the night like a really shit Milk Tray Man.

For my first missus again (we were together for 8 years) we were walking down Newport Rd past the Ford garage when she spotted a bright red XR2i (I was about 17 so it'd be around 1991-ish nd they'd just come out), I watched her swooning over it so later on in the night I went hunting one down in my mates Escort Mexico and knicked it, I drove it to Adamsdown and flashed the 4 foglamps and beeped continuously until she came to the window looking really unimpressed... It didn't work with Astra GTEs, a Porche 944, Granada Scorpio 24v, Fiesta RS Turbos, Peugeot 205 GTis or a Renault 5 GT Turbo either.

Some women are not easily pleased.