MONK NEXT SWANSEA MANAGER

Caulker is better than that nobody, Sigi was better than that other nobody (he kept you up massive signing for you like Borini was the year before) and Allen is better than that other nobdy you mentioned, Rodgers is better than Laudrup........

A very interesting season, I am looking forward to it........

And you're basing that on your extensive knowledge of these new players obviously

You know in your heart of hearts I am correct, all of those mentioned are very hard to replace, if you are not slightly concerned you must be an idiot.

I was concerned when we lost Bothroyd, Bellamy, Burke, Jet and others for the same reason they were big players for us the season before....

The players that have come in are more experienced and have done the business at the highest level and have worked with the manager before. So no, I don't believe you're correct.

Caulker is better than that nobody, Sigi was better than that other nobody (he kept you up massive signing for you like Borini was the year before) and Allen is better than that other nobdy you mentioned, Rodgers is better than Laudrup........

A very interesting season, I am looking forward to it........

And you're basing that on your extensive knowledge of these new players obviously

You know in your heart of hearts I am correct, all of those mentioned are very hard to replace, if you are not slightly concerned you must be an idiot.

I was concerned when we lost Bothroyd, Bellamy, Burke, Jet and others for the same reason they were big players for us the season before....

How on earth you can call someobody a nobody who went for £7 million last summer (Du Guzman, not that you'd know him) is obsurd. Someone you called a nobody scored 15 goals in La Liga last season (Michu, not that you'd know him) and the other player you've called a nobody has top flight experience in Spain and Italy and is one the back of being a key part of the joint 4th strongest defence in La Liga last season (Chico, not that you'd know him).

Apparently all is not well down west and I am hearing on the grapevine that Laudrup was involved in a bust up in the States and that Monk is in talks to takeover as Swansea manager.

Has anyone else heard this ?

Fair play Carl you have the single most vivid imagination in the whole world. Tell me, where do you get your sources? Or should I say sauces as you are about as accurate as David Blunkett at Archery with your 'updates'

Big player you will miss them all, none of the replacements have played in England, and your Managers hasn't managed here, they are all in for a shock, and so are you.
Come back after 12 games the fixtures have been kind to you early on.....

Caulker is better than that nobody, Sigi was better than that other nobody (he kept you up massive signing for you like Borini was the year before) and Allen is better than that other nobdy you mentioned, Rodgers is better than Laudrup........

A very interesting season, I am looking forward to it........

And you're basing that on your extensive knowledge of these new players obviously

You know in your heart of hearts I am correct, all of those mentioned are very hard to replace, if you are not slightly concerned you must be an idiot.

I was concerned when we lost Bothroyd, Bellamy, Burke, Jet and others for the same reason they were big players for us the season before....

How on earth you can call someobody a nobody who went for £7 million last summer (Du Guzman, not that you'd know him) is obsurd. Someone you called a nobody scored 15 goals in La Liga last season (Michu, not that you'd know him) and the other player you've called a nobody has top flight experience in Spain and Italy and is one the back of being a key part of the joint 4th strongest defence in La Liga last season (Chico, not that you'd know him).

In all fairness we can't compete with their signings the well known velysummit who came from slovenia and the new asian superstar kimbo who was dropped tonight for the QF

Never heard of any of those nobody's except that deguzman he posts on the other board, but I didn't know he played football aswell? I bet he's a disappointment

Time will tell come back in 12 games

Badabing ours are about as well known as yours, and cheaper, and I reckon they will be better.......

They will have a shock when they see your poxy ground and the trip from the train station to your town centre, I bet they will love the Quadrent pound shops

Badabing ours are about as well known as yours, and cheaper, and I reckon they will be better.......

Apparently all is not well down west and I am hearing on the grapevine that Laudrup was involved in a bust up in the States and that Monk is in talks to takeover as Swansea manager.

Has anyone else heard this ?

Yep it's all true mate. And even more worrying is the fact that all of Laudrups signings have asked for their contracts to be anulled. Much in the same way as a marriage not being consumated as they have yet too play a competitive game for us (apparently friendlies only count as foreplay).
To compound matters, Allen, Sinclair and Taylor have expressed a desire to stay on at team GB after the olympics and it appears we will receive no monetary compensation as they are deemed the property of the crown!

Sorry Carl, I've got a lot of time for you mate as you know, but you dont half talk some bollocks at times!

Top response fair play

Badabing ours are about as well known as yours, and cheaper, and I reckon they will be better.......

They will have a shock when they see your poxy ground and the trip from the train station to your town centre, I bet they will love the Quadrent pound shops

what happened to the new asian superstar tonight then did'nt even come on as a sub and velysummit been playing in some league equivalent to the welsh league

Badabing ours are about as well known as yours, and cheaper, and I reckon they will be better.......

They will have a shock when they see your poxy ground and the trip from the train station to your town centre, I bet they will love the Quadrent pound shops

what happened to the new asian superstar tonight then did'nt even come on as a sub and velysummit been playing in some league equivalent to the welsh league

See his goal the other day, class, he must have had a knock, ps his team just beat Caulker, Allen and Taylor, they are all decent players......

Never heard of any of those nobody's except that deguzman he posts on the other board, but I didn't know he played football aswell? I bet he's a disappointment

Time will tell come back in 12 games

Then who are you to say they aren't any good Just because someone hasn't played in England doesn't mean they aren't good players, La Liga is just as strong a division.

Badabing ours are about as well known as yours, and cheaper, and I reckon they will be better.......

I've met some deluded people in time, i've met some thick people in time but that's right up there with one of the dumbest statements i've ever heard. Whether your biased or not, you should recognise that players playing in La Liga are more well known then those playing in the Slovenian League.

Badabing ours are about as well known as yours, and cheaper, and I reckon they will be better.......

They will have a shock when they see your poxy ground and the trip from the train station to your town centre, I bet they will love the Quadrent pound shops

what happened to the new asian superstar tonight then did'nt even come on as a sub and velysummit been playing in some league equivalent to the welsh league

See his goal the other day, class, he must have had a knock, ps his team just beat Caulker, Allen and Taylor, they are all decent players......

he was dropped and you know it I agree with you caulker,taylor and allen are decent players though

A lot of talk of Mexican Gio Dos Santos joining Swansea. Read reliable reports that there has been talks with the club. Immense if true!

A lot of talk of Mexican Gio Dos Santos joining Swansea. Read reliable reports that there has been talks with the club. Immense if true!

Another bloody nobody. Jordan Mutch is better than him............

A lot of talk of Mexican Gio Dos Santos joining Swansea. Read reliable reports that there has been talks with the club. Immense if true!

Why is it immense? Hes been with Spurs for 4 years and done f**k all.

A lot of talk of Mexican Gio Dos Santos joining Swansea. Read reliable reports that there has been talks with the club. Immense if true!

Another bloody nobody. Jordan Mutch is better than him............

A lot of talk of Mexican Gio Dos Santos joining Swansea. Read reliable reports that there has been talks with the club. Immense if true!

Another bloody nobody. Jordan Mutch is better than him............

and what about the mystery premier league striker heidar helgusson OAP

A lot of talk of Mexican Gio Dos Santos joining Swansea. Read reliable reports that there has been talks with the club. Immense if true!

Another bloody nobody. Jordan Mutch is better than him............

and what about the mystery premier league striker heidar helgusson OAP

No he's a fantastic signing because he reckons they'll go up mun.

Don't forget he's world famous as unlike the nobodys we're signing he's played in England for QPR and Watford

A lot of talk of Mexican Gio Dos Santos joining Swansea. Read reliable reports that there has been talks with the club. Immense if true!

Why is it immense? Hes been with Spurs for 4 years and done f**k all.

Ex Barca 1st team product who did quite well there. Didn't work out for him at Spurs though so he went out on loan. Watching him today I was impressed. Scored a cracker v Brazil recently (full international for Mexico).

Let's be honest here lads. We are leaving Cardiff so far behind season after season and they are f*cking spewing! They ran out of straws months ago

mmmm wasn't Helgerson QpRs top scorer last year in the Premier league and would have i believe been your second top scorer despite being out for most of the season or being sub. how come it is me absolutely pissed and you jacks on here late on a saturday night haven't we got anything better to do??

A lot of talk of Mexican Gio Dos Santos joining Swansea. Read reliable reports that there has been talks with the club. Immense if true!

Another bloody nobody. Jordan Mutch is better than him............

and what about the mystery premier league striker heidar helgusson OAP

danny graham 12 goals 36 app, leroy lita 2 goals 16 app, luke moore 5 goals 27 app,

helgusson 9 goals 16 app.

d'oh

He's 33 He will be fucked by xmas!

He's 33 He will be fucked by xmas!

with any luck you will be as well

He's 33 He will be fucked by xmas!

He's actually 34, and turns 35 on the 22nd August.

QPR gave him away, hardly anything to boast about with signing Helguson, you'd be laughing at us if we'd have signed him. However suddenly he becomes QPR's best player and left them for you

He's got two seasons in him max, and can hardly run anymore

As usual a lot of interest in Cardiif City from the jacks. Nice to see they still worry about us so much, flattering really.

As usual a lot of interest in Cardiif City from the jacks. Nice to see they still worry about us so much, flattering really.

Look at the first post ffs

As usual a lot of interest in Cardiif City from the jacks. Nice to see they still worry about us so much, flattering really.

Look at the first post ffs

Then read the next 4 pages ffs

He's 33 He will be fucked by xmas!

He's actually 34, and turns 35 on the 22nd August.

QPR gave him away, hardly anything to boast about with signing Helguson, you'd be laughing at us if we'd have signed him. However suddenly he becomes QPR's best player and left them for you

He's got two seasons in him max, and can hardly run anymore

experienced championship player who showed he's capable of scoring in the prem, has experienced promotion with qpr, signed him on a one year deal. real good bit of business by malky.