Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

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TOYS R US are selling, my little pony burgers

I think someone may be sending me death threats.



Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow.

I can't say that I enjoyed the horse burgers but my hurdling skills are off the scale. Just having some sugarcubes for lunch then I'm off again.

Tesco have said their beef burgers are safe to eat , if you keep them in a STABLE condition.

I can see that You've all got the bit between the teeth.

Im sure ben turner's bought some of them he seems to hoof the ball up the field alot

new range on sale in Lidl.

"my lidl Pony burgers"

I selected some burgers on the Tesco website...I then clicked on "add to cart"

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!

Gaviar wrote "Naaay lad" sounds like that Leeds fecker..........thick as horse shit.................with all the burgers us city boys have eaten over the years outside the grounds, we must be fond of a bit of horse meat.

ONE THING ABOUT ALL THESE HORSE JOKES IT HAS TAKEN THE ATTENTION OFF OF JIMMY SADDLE

The perfect way to end a horsemeat dinner is with a glass of Red Rum and a nice Shergar.

After the initial shock of horse meat being found in their burgers ,
a spokesman for tesco said business has stable-ised ! ! ! !

they have said sales have stalled a bit

f**k these jokes are bad, every one stop horsing around

@WillMckenzieNot: #Tesco have removed the veggie burgers after finding traces of uniquorn!

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Horse meat found in Tesco burgers.
Camel toe found in Primark leggings.

I was in the Tesco Cafe ordering my food & the waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burger. So I had a fiver each way

If you like Tesco's burgers then you should try their meatballs.

They're the dogs bollocks.

I'd give the Coq Au Vin a miss........

To be honest I didn't think these jokes could go on furlong

Well there was no horse-play with this one straight out with the truth.
And wheres the exit door