FAO CLAIRE

Claire, I took you to Legoland last week, to watch us draw with Sheffield United. I'll take you again tonight too.

I don't need to take you to any of the places Chegs said. Just being touched by me will take you to an inner place that transcends geography, a place where your wildest dreams come true, a place where you are the only person that matters, a place where you have everything you want....and more.

And skegness!!

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(why dont them fecking smileys work when you need them lol)

Claire, I took you to Legoland last week, to watch us draw with Sheffield United. I'll take you again tonight too.

I don't need to take you to any of the places Chegs said. Just being touched by me will take you to an inner place that transcends geography, a place where your wildest dreams come true, a place where you are the only person that matters, a place where you have everything you want....and more.

And skegness!!

almost spewed up my beans on toast

some ppl will do anything to get extra votes for the Trust Committee

some ppl will do anything to get extra votes for the Trust Committee

This makes me feel sick

Boys, boys, boys. I don't care how nauseating you find my Mills and Boon messages to Claire, as long as it wins me her heart!!

and her vote ????

Boys, boys, boys. I don't care how nauseating you find my Mills and Boon messages to Claire, as long as it wins me her heart!!

You know how to find your way to a girls heart Greg

Boys, boys, boys. I don't care how nauseating you find my Mills and Boon messages to Claire, as long as it wins me her heart!!

You really don't care how low you have to stoop, do you?

Boys, boys, boys. I don't care how nauseating you find my Mills and Boon messages to Claire, as long as it wins me her heart!!

You know how to find your way to a girls heart Greg

And to other places on their body too

Boys, boys, boys. I don't care how nauseating you find my Mills and Boon messages to Claire, as long as it wins me her heart!!

You know how to find your way to a girls heart Greg

And to other places on their body too

i dont i need an AA route planner on some newport munters!

Boys, boys, boys. I don't care how nauseating you find my Mills and Boon messages to Claire, as long as it wins me her heart!!

You really don't care how low you have to stoop, do you?

Nope. As long as Claire is there to pick me up!!

Urgh, I had a horrible experience with a Newport girl once. She cornered me in the Meze Lounge and trapped me under the sheer weight girth of her arse!! It was horrifying!! It haunts me to this day!!

Boys, boys, boys. I don't care how nauseating you find my Mills and Boon messages to Claire, as long as it wins me her heart!!

You really don't care how low you have to stoop, do you?

Nope. As long as Claire is there to pick me up!!

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Urgh, I had a horrible experience with a Newport girl once. She cornered me in the Meze Lounge and trapped me under the sheer weight girth of her arse!! It was horrifying!! It haunts me to this day!!

all i can say is, if you are going into the meze you deserve all the cellulite posible

Urgh, I had a horrible experience with a Newport girl once. She cornered me in the Meze Lounge and trapped me under the sheer weight girth of her arse!! It was horrifying!! It haunts me to this day!!

It would. But did you expect anything else in Newport?

Urgh, I had a horrible experience with a Newport girl once. She cornered me in the Meze Lounge and trapped me under the sheer weight girth of her arse!! It was horrifying!! It haunts me to this day!!

It would. But did you expect anything else in Newport?

watch it!

Dont you all have girlfriends etc?

Dont you all have girlfriends etc?

Thats a bit of an irrelevance. What happens on the AAMB stays on the AAMB!!

Dont you all have girlfriends etc?

i do.....she hates football though, almost as much as me at present

Dont you all have girlfriends etc?

Plus, if our Mrs were any good we wouldn't be spending most of our time on this forum!!

Dont you all have girlfriends etc?

Plus, if our Mrs were any good we wouldn't be spending most of our time on this forum!!

speak for yourself

Dont you all have girlfriends etc?

I have a harem, always looking for "fresh meat". sorry, new recruits. Sorry.... no, I won't go on

Claire, I took you to Legoland last week, to watch us draw with Sheffield United. I'll take you again tonight too.

I don't need to take you to any of the places Chegs said. Just being touched by me will take you to an inner place that transcends geography, a place where your wildest dreams come true, a place where you are the only person that matters, a place where you have everything you want....and more.

And skegness!!

wow!
That even made me feel a little bit sick!!!

Claire, I took you to Legoland last week, to watch us draw with Sheffield United. I'll take you again tonight too.

I don't need to take you to any of the places Chegs said. Just being touched by me will take you to an inner place that transcends geography, a place where your wildest dreams come true, a place where you are the only person that matters, a place where you have everything you want....and more.

And skegness!!

wow!
That even made me feel a little bit sick!!!

Cheggers is still winning the public vote

If you want Cheggers to win dial 0790 555 01

If you want Clooney to win dial 0790 555 02


WHO WINS........................YOU DECIDE

love is in the air ......................

Dont you all have girlfriends etc?

Yes Ben, they do.

dont forget the wives Claire

Dont you all have girlfriends etc?

Yes Ben, they do.

Not all of us. Although, I have a girl who romance could blossom with....