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and sprinkled them on Jezzes pearl necklace

and proceded to participate in a angry monkeyface all over Jez, she............

screamed with delight...

and proceded to participate in a angry monkeyface all over Jez, she............

and Said you can turn that f*cking camera off when you like annis

so annis left and baz and jezz contiuned to make passionaite love to each other untill..........

cum to early...

so annis left and baz and jezz contiuned to make passionaite love to each other untill..........

Then Rose Ramsgates f**k buddy Winston walks into the room and Jezzies eyes lit up

He dropped his trousers to show off his tool...

and a beaver was dangling from his cock. then.........

and Jez said f**k me Winston they dont call you King dong for nowt do they? Winston replied....

In came Warren Feeney and said what the fook going on here....

In came Warren Feeney and said what the fook going on here....

Winston replied I'm showing Jez how to lay pipe

Jez looked shocked...

as winston started to fondle baz's....

Jez looked shocked...

as she said I'm only 4 foot 8 mun its almost as big as me

bum hair.....

bum hair.....

Searching for clinkers

for which he could eat..

for which he could eat..

So Winston started hacking away at the crack of Baz's arse with his afro comb

but all he cud find was..

but all he cud find was..

Last weeks News of the world

was some cum grapes...

which were as big as...

Elephant droppings

which fell to the ground from......

........from a great height, a man named........

Brian of Nazareth....

was seen furiously wankin in the corner, when all of a sudden.....

Fernando Torres walked in, Fernando said..................

allright mush??? what the f**k is....