Story 4

in my hand as i play with myself while........

watchin teletubbies

havin a few beers feeling a bit DIPSEY, listening to lady LALA, fiddling with my TINKEY WINKEY, while gagging for a PO.

Meanwhile billy hunt..............

had just walked in on 2 big elephants having sex in his bedroom, he asked them how they got in and they replied..

throught the door of course now are you going to ................

f**k off you bald c**t !!
so billy hunt started to cry and...............

all of a sudden the elephant asked him if it would make him feel better if they let him join in..

billy hunt got nervous and said only if my mate DEADLY DAVE can to...

becausee my cock's so big i don't want the elephants to be scared so he can hold........

the camera while.....

I suck Mr elephant long grey...

trunk yum yum and whilst bending over to reach the end - the other cheeky eliphant....

started to pick his...

Long white...

clinkers out of the crack of his arse with the end of his tusk while standing on one leg in a tu tu covered in sparkly diamonds and holding a placard stating wheres the money gone in his trunk to which Daya retorted....

who stole my out of date tin of semolina......................................

Molly had to admit it was him he is so desperate that he stole it opened the lid and dipped his ........

his long big toe...

then he put his belly button in it, he got got the tins mixed up and stuck it in a tin of red hot chillies instead then he screamed.......................

That's nearly as hot as jezz dancing on a pole..

named valuev with a 1inch cock .....

which could not get stuck in a brown sauce bottle.....

but jez agreed he could try her brown.............

but jez agreed he could try her brown.............

and she said OMG 1 inch is soooooooooooooo tiny..........................so she rang baz to come round and..................

he looked and laughed and said that wont touch the sides of my.....

jar of hellmans............

but jez agreed he could try her brown.............

and she said OMG 1 inch is soooooooooooooo tiny..........................so she rang baz to come round and..................

monkeyface andy campbell who ........

who was stalking jezz with his 13""..................................

Blow up hammer that he had nicked from Timmy Mallett when he went with him on tour to

outer mongolia.............