" WE WILL TOPPLE SWANSEA,COME SUNDAY " SAYS

Another Carl Curtis comedy classic, has the painter and decorator sorted his visa out yet

Some of you believe that Borat's visa issues will have an adverse affect on our performance

The way the mighty Swans play will have an adverse effect on the way you play, what i find hysterical is your head of player recruitment may have to be deported, now you must admit thats funny

Christ it's gone from visa issues which the club hope will be resolved shortly to being deported, you lot are mental fair play

Given the fact none of us want him as Head of Player Recruitment then yeah it's funny as hell.

Given the fact none of us want him as Head of Player Recruitment then yeah it's funny as hell.

Exactly Tim but some these Jacks can't see it

Given the fact none of us want him as Head of Player Recruitment then yeah it's funny as hell.

Given the fact none of us want him as Head of Player Recruitment then yeah it's funny as hell.

Why you posted it twice Tim

Given the fact none of us want him as Head of Player Recruitment then yeah it's funny as hell.

Why you posted it twice Tim

Because I was so proud of it Carl.

Nah, truth is my internet is playing up.

Sorry but Carl has set himself up here. Then again he is an up and coming journalist and the way forward is to be controversial.

I don't see myself as an upcoming journalist Ian, it is just a column I write in my spare time, nothing more than that.

I also don't see how I have set myself up either, can you explain how ?

Because Carl I cannot see us beating the Jacks tomorrow.

Simple as that really.

Nobody gave us a chance of beating man city but we did.There's no doubt in my mind we can beat Swansea tomorrow.

Sorry but Carl has set himself up here. Then again he is an up and coming journalist and the way forward is to be controversial.

I don't see myself as an upcoming journalist Ian, it is just a column I write in my spare time, nothing more than that.

I also don't see how I have set myself up either, can you explain how ?

Because Carl I cannot see us beating the Jacks tomorrow.

Simple as that really.

Nobody gave us a chance of beating man city but we did.There's no doubt in my mind we can beat Swansea tomorrow.

Given the fact none of us want him as Head of Player Recruitment then yeah it's funny as hell.

Lawnmower but given that what Emperor Tan wants Emperor Tan gets i would say what you bluebirds want means nowt

I rather like this picture. Anyone any idea of what game it was from? Thanks.

Taking The Liberty.jpg

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I rather like this picture. Anyone any idea of what game it was from? Thanks.

Taking The Liberty.jpg

GES I have a strange feeling that was the one after which I had a severe drink induced headache following an escorted return coach trip some miles west down the M4 a couple of years back.

I seem to remember an enormous silence punctuated by some girly screams and gasps as a certain full back went one way and the ball another i.e propelled by Mr Bellamy in the direction of the back of the net.

It may have been the only goal of the game.

I rather like this picture. Anyone any idea of what game it was from? Thanks.

Taking The Liberty.jpg

GES I have a strange feeling that was the one after which I had a severe drink induced headache following an escorted return coach trip some miles west down the M4 a couple of years back.

I seem to remember an enormous silence punctuated by some girly screams and gasps as a certain full back went one way and the ball another i.e propelled by Mr Bellamy in the direction of the back of the net.

It may have been the only goal of the game.

Thank you for you advice sir.

The players in the picture certainly seem to be very jovial. I understand that two of them originate from the Cardiff area and are respected around the world for their footballing abilities. I believe that a repeat performance of said circumstances may well occur in the Capital City tomorrow. It is perhaps somewhat of a frivolity but I note with some interest that the respected London 'Private Eye' magazine has just published that a pertinent anagram of 'Swansea City' is 'Away Incests'. How I chortled.

Whos that team in blue?

Whos that team in blue?

Looks like Portsmouth jackf, it can't be kairdifffffffffff they play in yellow or is it red these days

I rather like this picture. Anyone any idea of what game it was from? Thanks.

Taking The Liberty.jpg

GES I have a strange feeling that was the one after which I had a severe drink induced headache following an escorted return coach trip some miles west down the M4 a couple of years back.

I seem to remember an enormous silence punctuated by some girly screams and gasps as a certain full back went one way and the ball another i.e propelled by Mr Bellamy in the direction of the back of the net.

It may have been the only goal of the game.

Thank you for you advice sir.

The players in the picture certainly seem to be very jovial. I understand that two of them originate from the Cardiff area and are respected around the world for their footballing abilities. I believe that a repeat performance of said circumstances may well occur in the Capital City tomorrow. It is perhaps somewhat of a frivolity but I note with some interest that the respected London 'Private Eye' magazine has just published that a pertinent anagram of 'Swansea City' is 'Away Incests'. How I chortled.

'home and away,.... closer each day'

I rather like this picture. Anyone any idea of what game it was from? Thanks.

Taking The Liberty.jpg

GES I have a strange feeling that was the one after which I had a severe drink induced headache following an escorted return coach trip some miles west down the M4 a couple of years back.

I seem to remember an enormous silence punctuated by some girly screams and gasps as a certain full back went one way and the ball another i.e propelled by Mr Bellamy in the direction of the back of the net.

It may have been the only goal of the game.

Thank you for you advice sir.

The players in the picture certainly seem to be very jovial. I understand that two of them originate from the Cardiff area and are respected around the world for their footballing abilities. I believe that a repeat performance of said circumstances may well occur in the Capital City tomorrow. It is perhaps somewhat of a frivolity but I note with some interest that the respected London 'Private Eye' magazine has just published that a pertinent anagram of 'Swansea City' is 'Away Incests'. How I chortled.

'home and away,.... closer each day'

Will they wash before travelling to the Capital? Will they also bring their 'little ones', or the 'Pykelets' as I believe they are called. Vile street urchins. I cannot distinguish their womenfolk from the men. Is it true that as part of the 'Away' matchday localised hospitality, that they will have access to needles, pot noodle nourishment and urine sodden burnt mattresses? Dear god. What have we done? The eyes of the world will be upon us and we have been unfortunate enough to host what will appear to be the entire cast of 'The Hills Have Eyes' in our otherwise pristine away fans section. Adieu.

That was a good read Carl and good article.

I think we will beat them at home but don't think we finish above them though...maybe next year

Not one your better pieces. Two points. No swans fan has forgotten our financial mess. Those memories and sensible expectations are what makes our club so strong today. As for players who would walk into our starting x1? Who are they?

Marshall,caulker,medel

And toppled them we did