COME DINE WITH ME

f**k off you smelly kent or i will steel your crutch

ah i miss hamslow

f**k off you smelly kent or i will steel your crutch

ah i miss hamslow

f*cking nuts

COME DINE WITH THE DEAD!! Steve McQueen, Eric Morecombe and Ronnie Barker.

COME DINE WITH THE LIVING!! Jenifer Anniston, Huggy Bear, Sharon Stone.

COME DINE WITH THE CITY!! Brian Clarke, Dave Bennet, Phil Stant.

And Adolf was a painter and decorator(hope for me yet)

he wasnt as sick and twisted as you though

I heard hitler monkeyfaced eva braun.....

Hows about Hitler, Churchill and FDR??

I'm sure that would make for interesting conversation as I served the starter of loaded potato skins!!

Claire, I'm might be older gentleman but there's many a fine tune played on an old fiddle

Jez, cos that would be nuts.

Hitler as well for me, Why didn't the stupid little tw*t pull the third army out of the Stalingrad pocket, Germans would have pissed it, silly left wing moronic socialist jack b*stard.

Trundle, Tate and Huw Jenkins.

skip the food gareth i would be happy just to be at those three tossers wake's

Gazza Entertainment, Demi Moore to look at, Ray Winston Great stories top fella.

Now lets see Rosie Webster, Cheryl Cole, and Amanda Holden because she reckons she has a nice shaved Pussy and i wouldn't mind a little look !!

ffs, its, come dine with me, ,sitting round a table eating food someone has prepared,,,,not cum play with me,,,but i wouldnt mind them for my afters

Now lets see Rosie Webster, Cheryl Cole, and Amanda Holden because she reckons she has a nice shaved Pussy and i wouldn't mind a little look !!

ffs, its, come dine with me, ,sitting round a table eating food someone has prepared,,,,not cum play with me,,,but i wouldnt mind them for my afters

or for my befores
amanda holden pushing her buzzer with a face full of cum, and a beard bin laden would be jelous of.

Now lets see Rosie Webster, Cheryl Cole, and Amanda Holden because she reckons she has a nice shaved Pussy and i wouldn't mind a little look !!

Oi young un, yer didn't tell us that Amanda had a shaven heaven. MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Doesn't matter if she's a munter. Ugly horrible socialist women deserve a shag as well as pretty ladies.

Shouldn't put this on the internet but I had dabble on the labs with Jo Brand, fat ugly horrible woman, but any port in a storm Eh?

Genghis Khan, jesus and lee harvey oswald

If you could dine with 3 people, dead or alive who would you choose ?

For me it would be Michael Jackson, Adolf Hitler, Nelson Mandela.

My father and 2 of my kids. (Can I have 3 kids instead of 2 adults)

Anyone who's lost someone close to them would want them there, and I'd love to see the pride in my father's eyes at how my children have turned out.

Tiger Woods
Muhammed Ali
Michael Jackson



That would be intresting

And Adolf was a painter and decorator(hope for me yet)

he wasnt as sick and twisted as you though

Watching the History Channel the other day and I learn't that Hitler's parent's were in fact Uncle and Niece to each other, which of course points to AH being an inbred Jack Barstard.

Not even Baz is that bad

I would never have hitler at my table would be a waste of time i dont speak german

wouldnt have a clue what he was saying

Grover (Sesame Street)
Ozzy Osbourne (Rock Star)
Ashley Hames (Presenter)

Don't know what the meal would be like, but wouldn't stop laughing all night

dead.=the krays and my bamps.
alive.= chris ryan, nigel benn and cheryl cole.

Grover (Sesame Street)
Ozzy Osbourne (Rock Star)
Ashley Hames (Presenter)

Don't know what the meal would be like, but wouldn't stop laughing all night

Wouldn't you need the guy who pulls Grovers strings and the guy who does the voice?? No room for Osbourne or Hames!!

dead.=the krays and my bamps.
alive.= chris ryan, nigel benn and cheryl cole.

i read all chris rtans books,and andy mcnabs but prefer chris ryan

And Adolf was a painter and decorator(hope for me yet)

he wasnt as sick and twisted as you though

Watching the History Channel the other day and I learn't that Hitler's parent's were in fact Uncle and Niece to each other, which of course points to AH being an inbred Jack Barstard.

Not even Baz is that bad

dead.=the krays and my bamps.
alive.= chris ryan, nigel benn and cheryl cole.

i read all chris rtans books,and andy mcnabs but prefer chris ryan

same here.

you been watching strike back on sky??

you been watching strike back on sky??

yeah, not true to the books are they.

you been watching strike back on sky??

yeah, not true to the books are they.

not really, i suppose its got to be changed to make it into 6 hours of viewing(5 hours of adverts on f*cking sky )

you been watching strike back on sky??

yeah, not true to the books are they.

not really, i suppose its got to be changed to make it into 6 hours of viewing(5 hours of adverts on f*cking sky )

if they made annis' books into a series they would have to put it on terrestrial tv so the jacks could watch it. they can't afford sky, the inbred cunts. jason statham could be cast as me & danny de vito as carl

ANNIS ABRAHAM - THE FILM.
Starring....



as JAMCCFC



as CARLCCFC



as MR DAVIES



as BAZ



as CHEGS

AND.....



as ANNIS ABRAHAM Jr

Mohammed Ali,Tony Benn,Billy Connelly

Muhammed Ali, Idi Amin, Johny Cash.

Trundle, Tate and Huw Jenkins.

skip the food gareth i would be happy just to be at those three tossers wake's

Would be a good party