Taking a fit bird out and want to impress her, advice please

It's all taken on board, Baz, and all advice gratefully received. I do need a few Plans A, B, C, D and, if it gets too bad, Plan E will be the Ecstacy Plan

Your first mistake was coming on here asking for advice! This is the forums that has the alter ego of RA... Rapists Anonymous!

I know it's a cliche but just be a gent. If you really like her it'll come naturally but if you get annoyed with her and just want a cheap bang then just fake it! Simple.

i fakes it all the time

She's obviously not hitting your g-spot then mate.

my what

Don't ask that sort of question because one or two around here might actually show you!

:lol:

Don't ask that sort of question because one or two around here might actually show you!

cant wait i shall go and find my rugger ball now

I CAN SEE ME HAVING A THOMAS OVER THAT PHOTO

LOL Quality Baz

im in a shit mood, im hungover, but reading through these posts has cheered me right up, funny as fcuk......good luck on your date, seems youve had loadsa good advice lol

Yeah, Milly, I knew I would. That's why I made it my first stop for advice

Tell her she's become the subject of a long thread on a message board for men who haven't a life beyond it. She'll be impressed

Yeah, Milly, I knew I would. That's why I made it my first stop for advice

just tell your new fit bird i am gonna do you good and proper just merrrr like a lamb i um mean a sheep


any chance of a couple of photos of her.ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm for research