Reasons not to support England -- at least 100

john redwood

Another reason............their complete knob fans who belittle every other country in the world (except america of which they are a part of anyway) who harp on about 1966.........complete boring bollox.

you keep mentioning it, we havent. our players are good enough for your team though eh....double standards

Simple answer is....because I'm not English

Like most proud Celts, i'll be supporting ABE but as the kick off approaches, i thought I'd add my twopeneth in to the mix (in the spirit of friendly banter):-

they're our nearest rivals
they're our oldest enemies
they have delusions of grandeur
they have a despotic history
they're proud of their despotic history
their football fans are bullies
their football fans are arrogant
their football fans are stupid
their football fans are fat
their football fans are ugly
their football fans are wealthy
James Corden
they make us Celtic nations appear bitter
they make us Celtic nations bitter
they actively sought to destroy our language (and still discourage its use today)
they nearly bankrupted the Welsh FA with their sudden withdrawel from the four nations
they play in white
saturation media coverage with no allowance for Celtic nations
South East tory strongholds
they distrust the Welsh
they fear our pride
they envy our community
they pity our standards of living
they lash out
they can't handle their ale
Peter Ridsdale
the Queen
Prince Philip
Sarah Ferguson
worldwide cultural genocide
flooding Welsh villages for English water
The Sun newspaper
the growth of celebrity culture
they've qualified
we haven't qualified
thay make us appear jealous
I'm jealous
Margaret Thatcher
insistence upon a GB olympic football team
referring to GB as England
six toed, carrot munching,slave trading Wurzel scum
lilly livered Celtic tolerance
EDL
BNP
parochialism
class system
they 'mince'
Ashley Cole (what a swine!!)
that bloody anthem
and last night of the Proms
Stan bloody Boardman
Cilla Black
scousers
geordies
brummies
cockerney geezers
home counties
West Ham
imposition of lazy generalisations
their Establishment
the Welsh city of Chester
under funding of Welsh institutions
their holiday homes
no Welsh representation on their flag
Winston Churchill
the historical English acquiesence to the Italians
they live in the past
and .....
lack of sense of humour

Like most proud Celts, i'll be supporting ABE but as the kick off approaches, i thought I'd add my twopeneth in to the mix (in the spirit of friendly banter):-

they're our nearest rivals
they're our oldest enemies
they have delusions of grandeur
they have a despotic history
they're proud of their despotic history
their football fans are bullies
their football fans are arrogant
their football fans are stupid
their football fans are fat
their football fans are ugly
their football fans are wealthy
James Corden
they make us Celtic nations appear bitter
they make us Celtic nations bitter
they actively sought to destroy our language (and still discourage its use today)
they nearly bankrupted the Welsh FA with their sudden withdrawel from the four nations
they play in white
saturation media coverage with no allowance for Celtic nations
South East tory strongholds
they distrust the Welsh
they fear our pride
they envy our community
they pity our standards of living
they lash out
they can't handle their ale
Peter Ridsdale
the Queen
Prince Philip
Sarah Ferguson
worldwide cultural genocide
flooding Welsh villages for English water
The Sun newspaper
the growth of celebrity culture
they've qualified
we haven't qualified
thay make us appear jealous
I'm jealous
Margaret Thatcher
insistence upon a GB olympic football team
referring to GB as England
six toed, carrot munching,slave trading Wurzel scum
lilly livered Celtic tolerance
EDL
BNP
parochialism
class system
they 'mince'
Ashley Cole (what a swine!!)
that bloody anthem
and last night of the Proms
Stan bloody Boardman
Cilla Black
scousers
geordies
brummies
cockerney geezers
home counties
West Ham
imposition of lazy generalisations
their Establishment
the Welsh city of Chester
under funding of Welsh institutions
their holiday homes
no Welsh representation on their flag
Winston Churchill
the historical English acquiesence to the Italians
they live in the past
and .....
lack of sense of humour

I think you will find that their flag is the St George, as for the union Jack at the time Wales was part of the KIngdom of England (which is a longer story but a good reason to not support england in itself)

Like most proud Celts, i'll be supporting ABE but as the kick off approaches, i thought I'd add my twopeneth in to the mix (in the spirit of friendly banter):-

they're our nearest rivals
they're our oldest enemies
they have delusions of grandeur
they have a despotic history
they're proud of their despotic history
their football fans are bullies
their football fans are arrogant
their football fans are stupid
their football fans are fat
their football fans are ugly
their football fans are wealthy
James Corden
they make us Celtic nations appear bitter
they make us Celtic nations bitter
they actively sought to destroy our language (and still discourage its use today)
they nearly bankrupted the Welsh FA with their sudden withdrawel from the four nations
they play in white
saturation media coverage with no allowance for Celtic nations
South East tory strongholds
they distrust the Welsh
they fear our pride
they envy our community
they pity our standards of living
they lash out
they can't handle their ale
Peter Ridsdale
the Queen
Prince Philip
Sarah Ferguson
worldwide cultural genocide
flooding Welsh villages for English water
The Sun newspaper
the growth of celebrity culture
they've qualified
we haven't qualified
thay make us appear jealous
I'm jealous
Margaret Thatcher
insistence upon a GB olympic football team
referring to GB as England
six toed, carrot munching,slave trading Wurzel scum
lilly livered Celtic tolerance
EDL
BNP
parochialism
class system
they 'mince'
Ashley Cole (what a swine!!)
that bloody anthem
and last night of the Proms
Stan bloody Boardman
Cilla Black
scousers
geordies
brummies
cockerney geezers
home counties
West Ham
imposition of lazy generalisations
their Establishment
the Welsh city of Chester
under funding of Welsh institutions
their holiday homes
no Welsh representation on their flag
Winston Churchill
the historical English acquiesence to the Italians
they live in the past
and .....
lack of sense of humour

I think you will find that their flag is the St George, as for the union Jack at the time Wales was part of the KIngdom of England (which is a longer story but a good reason to not support england in itself)

couldnt agree more

Like most proud Celts, i'll be supporting ABE but as the kick off approaches, i thought I'd add my twopeneth in to the mix (in the spirit of friendly banter):-

they're our nearest rivals
they're our oldest enemies
they have delusions of grandeur
they have a despotic history
they're proud of their despotic history
their football fans are bullies
their football fans are arrogant
their football fans are stupid
their football fans are fat
their football fans are ugly
their football fans are wealthy
James Corden
they make us Celtic nations appear bitter
they make us Celtic nations bitter
they actively sought to destroy our language (and still discourage its use today)
they nearly bankrupted the Welsh FA with their sudden withdrawel from the four nations
they play in white
saturation media coverage with no allowance for Celtic nations
South East tory strongholds
they distrust the Welsh
they fear our pride
they envy our community
they pity our standards of living
they lash out
they can't handle their ale
Peter Ridsdale
the Queen
Prince Philip
Sarah Ferguson
worldwide cultural genocide
flooding Welsh villages for English water
The Sun newspaper
the growth of celebrity culture
they've qualified
we haven't qualified
thay make us appear jealous
I'm jealous
Margaret Thatcher
insistence upon a GB olympic football team
referring to GB as England
six toed, carrot munching,slave trading Wurzel scum
lilly livered Celtic tolerance
EDL
BNP
parochialism
class system
they 'mince'
Ashley Cole (what a swine!!)
that bloody anthem
and last night of the Proms
Stan bloody Boardman
Cilla Black
scousers
geordies
brummies
cockerney geezers
home counties
West Ham
imposition of lazy generalisations
their Establishment
the Welsh city of Chester
under funding of Welsh institutions
their holiday homes
no Welsh representation on their flag
Winston Churchill
the historical English acquiesence to the Italians
they live in the past
and .....
lack of sense of humour

Like most proud Celts, i'll be supporting ABE but as the kick off approaches, i thought I'd add my twopeneth in to the mix (in the spirit of friendly banter):-

they're our nearest rivals--------------------i bet swansea would dissagree
they're our oldest enemies------------------is that why your archers fought with us against the scottish?
they have delusions of grandeur------------your evidence?
they have a despotic history---------------agreed, but history is the past
they're proud of their despotic history-----are we ?
their football fans are bullies---------------members from here fought along side them
their football fans are arrogant-------------nope
their football fans are stupid----------------why? because you say so? now thats stupid.
their football fans are fat-------------------childish
their football fans are ugly-------------------are we? cant find one you fancy then eh?
their football fans are wealthy---------------no we are not (unfortunately )
James Corden----------------------------------i agree
they make us Celtic nations appear bitter---------------------------------------------------------------you are
they make us Celtic nations bitter-------------------------------------------------------------------------ditto
they actively sought to destroy our language (and still discourage its use today)---------------and your typing in english
they nearly bankrupted the Welsh FA with their sudden withdrawel from the four nations-----so?
they play in white---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------prefer pink then?
saturation media coverage with no allowance for Celtic nations----------------------------------c'mom now
South East tory strongholds --------------------------------------------------------------------------freedom of choice
they distrust the Welsh---------------------------------------------------------------------------no we dont
they fear our pride-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------never
they envy our community-----------------------------------------------------------------------------no we dont
they pity our standard of living----------------------------------------------------------------------how?
they lash out----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------doesnt everyone?
they can't handle their ale------------------------------------------------------------------------we can
Peter Ridsdale----------------------------------------------------------------------true
the Queen---------------------------------------------------------------------------------brings in millions in revenue
Prince Philip-------------------------------------------------------------------------------he's greek (and u say we are stupid)
Sarah Ferguson--------------------------------------------------------------------true
worldwide cultural genocide -------------------------------------------------------wich the welsh aided us in
flooding Welsh villages for English water-----------------------------------------and paying you for it
The Sun newspaper-------------------------------------------------------------------------agreed
the growth of celebrity culture-------------------------------------------------grasping at straws now
they've qualified --------------------------------------------------------------------good
we haven't qualified--------------------------------------------------------------------bad
thay make us appear jealous-------------------------------------------------------you are
I'm jealous-------------------------------------------------------------------------good
Margaret Thatcher------------------------------------------------------------------hmmmm
insistence upon a GB olympic football team------------------------------------with welsh representation
referring to GB as England-----------------------------------------------no they dont
six toed, carrot munching,slave trading Wurzel scum--------------------racist
lilly livered Celtic tolerance-----------------------------------whatever
EDL....................................................wdl?
BNP---------------------------------------------------------------isnt just english members
parochialism--------------------------------------------------------agreed
class system------------------------------------------------agreed
they 'mince'--------------------------------------------------only in the pubs you frequent
Ashley Cole (what a swine!!)----------------git
that bloody anthem--------------------------------boring
and last night of the Proms-----------------------------------crap
Stan bloody Boardman---------------------------------------crap
Cilla Black-------------------------------------------------ah bless
scousers-------------------------------------------------true
geordies---------------------------------------------------they ok
brummies----------------------------------------------------ah bless
cockerney geezers--------------------------------------------only true ones
home counties--------------------------------------------------and?
West Ham---------------------------------------------------boiled ham
imposition of lazy generalisations -------------------------realy?
their Establishment-------------------------------------------haha
the Welsh city of Chester-----------------------------------sour grapes
under funding of Welsh institutions----------------------------you want independance or not?
their holiday homes-----------------------------------------------aint got one
no Welsh representation on their flag-------------------------are you upset about that? and thats the gb flag not england
Winston Churchill------------------------------------------------great man
the historical English acquiesence to the Italians-------------good
they live in the past -------------------------------------------------------and you welsh dont hehe
and .....
lack of sense of humour

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fao sack, we are still referred to as the 'conquered nation of Wales' in the statute books, we have never been part of the kingdom of England in that sense. In fact, the opposite is true, Wales used to be a far larger territory than it is today. However, it is only the Saes who rewrite history and change nations borders at will, i tell you, they're bloody chancers...

The ball never crossed the line.

Same old English, always cheating.

fao sack, we are still referred to as the 'conquered nation of Wales' in the statute books, we have never been part of the kingdom of England in that sense. In fact, the opposite is true, Wales used to be a far larger territory than it is today. However, it is only the Saes who rewrite history and change nations borders at will, i tell you, they're bloody chancers...

Reason 71 --- Anne Robinson ......smelly old english trout!!