cant stop my husband snoring

How would Mrs Ramsgate know if hubby snores? She spends less time in the marital bed than John Terry!

,,,, its not my fault nerd he seems to be off sex latly i think its his age. i need my men i think im a sexaholic

Don't bloody look at me, I'm spoken for...

I thought Annis had this mb set up for talking footy, not cruising for sex!

How would Mrs Ramsgate know if hubby snores? She spends less time in the marital bed than John Terry!

,,,, its not my fault nerd he seems to be off sex latly i think its his age. i need my men i think im a sexaholic

Don't bloody look at me, I'm spoken for...

I thought Annis had this mb set up for talking footy, not cruising for sex!

,,, so did i . im so glad i joind now it is fantastic.

I thought Annis had this mb set up for talking footy, not cruising for sex![/quote],,,

so did i . im so glad i joind now it is fantastic. [/quote]


BRILLIANT! i just choked and now having an asthma attack from laughing >>> hope there are no other effects!

I thought Annis had this mb set up for talking footy, not cruising for sex!

,,,

so did i . im so glad i joind now it is fantastic. [/quote]


BRILLIANT! i just choked and now having an asthma attack from laughing >>> hope there are no other effects! [/quote],,,,, so do i the last thing i need is a death on my conchans,

Superb night of Jokes once again

Took, what, 3 months for this mb to have 2000 members.

Bet Mrs Ramsgate had 2000 members in a much shorter timespan...

Took, what, 3 months for this mb to have 2000 members.

Bet Mrs Ramsgate had 2000 members in a much shorter timespan...

Thats it im on the piss with her and her pulling power this weekend

Took, what, 3 months for this mb to have 2000 members.

Bet Mrs Ramsgate had 2000 members in a much shorter timespan...

Thats it im on the piss with her and her pulling power this weekend

.... jez your welcome mate you better be ready for a mad weekend you can have a chat with harry if you want .... if you can wake

Took, what, 3 months for this mb to have 2000 members.

Bet Mrs Ramsgate had 2000 members in a much shorter timespan...

Thats it im on the piss with her and her pulling power this weekend

.... jez your welcome mate you better be ready for a mad weekend you can have a chat with harry if you want .... if you can wake

Nah ...................shall we leave him sleep that way more fun

pmsl he would not know what had hit him if he did wake - or he would be sure it was "one of his dream"

jez your a star i think harry will like you

jez your a star i think harry will like you

LIKE...........................................................oh he is gonna lurvvvvvvvvvve me

but hey least that gives u time to slip off for ya toyboy as i give him his bed bath

jez your a star i think harry will like you

LIKE...........................................................oh he is gonna lurvvvvvvvvvve me

but hey least that gives u time to slip off for ya toyboy as i give him his bed bath

... jez if you have the nerve to give the old man a bed bath your you realy will be number one he stinks.
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Dear god... castigating your devoted husband, blaming him for your sluttish ways.

It's not his fault you've more diseases than Heath Hospital.
It's not his fault you've a loyalty card for the STD clinic.

Harry is clearly a saint to put up with your feckless ways!

Balls of steel me and a massive nose peg - i will make sure the water is really really hot - scalding in fact that way it wont leave behind no stinky skin!

WHilst im there i could hold him under for an extra few minutes if you like

Balls of steel me and a massive nose peg - i will make sure the water is really really hot - scalding in fact that way it wont leave behind no stinky skin!

WHilst im there i could hold him under for an extra few minutes if you like

Mebbe Mrs Ramsgate should have kept Winstons pubes, collected emm in a jar and made her own wire brush to give Harrys nutz a good scrub be nice and clean then, prolly need a cheese grater to get the cheese from around his bell end

Balls of steel me and a massive nose peg - i will make sure the water is really really hot - scalding in fact that way it wont leave behind no stinky skin!

WHilst im there i could hold him under for an extra few minutes if you like

Mebbe Mrs Ramsgate should have kept Winstons pubes, collected emm in a jar and made her own wire brush to give Harrys nutz a good scrub be nice and clean then, prolly need a cheese grater to get the cheese from around his bell end

MAKES NOTE to wear my asbestos suit and make it an ACID bath!!!!

Balls of steel me and a massive nose peg - i will make sure the water is really really hot - scalding in fact that way it wont leave behind no stinky skin!

WHilst im there i could hold him under for an extra few minutes if you like

Mebbe Mrs Ramsgate should have kept Winstons pubes, collected emm in a jar and made her own wire brush to give Harrys nutz a good scrub be nice and clean then, prolly need a cheese grater to get the cheese from around his bell end

MAKES NOTE to wear my asbestos suit and make it an ACID bath!!!!

Why not get a 40 gallon drum, fill it up with sulphuric acid and toss him in and be done with it. Then you and Mrs Ramsgate can have a night in Rumours to celebrate

MAKES NOTE to wear my asbestos suit and make it an ACID bath!!!! [/quote]
Why not get a 40 gallon drum, fill it up with sulphuric acid and toss him in and be done with it. Then you and Mrs Ramsgate can have a night in Rumours to celebrate [/quote]


Ihatealiens..........................................Have you got a wife lol cos it sounds like you have done this before

Mrs Ramsgate how about we leave Ihatealiens do the job n me n u go on the pull hope youve insured him for a few bob - good night out and make some cash whist ihate does the work! lol

MAKES NOTE to wear my asbestos suit and make it an ACID bath!!!!

Why not get a 40 gallon drum, fill it up with sulphuric acid and toss him in and be done with it. Then you and Mrs Ramsgate can have a night in Rumours to celebrate [/quote]


Ihatealiens..........................................Have you got a wife lol cos it sounds like you have done this before

Mrs Ramsgate how about we leave Ihatealiens do the job n me n u go on the pull hope youve insured him for a few bob - good night out and make some cash whist ihate does the work! lol[/quote]
I watch a lot of Forensic Detectives I know a million ways and more to knock someone off