CONGRATULATIONS

Baz saves his dresses for that 'special someone' though

Baz saves his dresses for that 'special someone' though

AND YOU WOULD KNOW THAT INFO

my forum page shows Uncle Fester as posting the 50,000 post now ??

thas cool he can wear my posh frock well done Fester

I've heard Baz has some lovely dresses he could borrow!!

I tried one or two before Claire, but the sequins made me itch!!

Baz saves his dresses for that 'special someone' though

AND YOU WOULD KNOW THAT INFO

I see all the screts are coming out now then

Baz saves his dresses for that 'special someone' though

AND YOU WOULD KNOW THAT INFO

He told me the other day there's a laydee on this site that's caught his eye

Baz saves his dresses for that 'special someone' though

AND YOU WOULD KNOW THAT INFO

He told me the other day there's a laydee on this site that's caught his eye

BUGGER aint me I aint no layyyyyyyyyyyydeeeeeeeeeee lol im a ladette

Or a geezer bird, Claire?

jez, don't make statments that your arse can't keep.

Or a geezer bird, Claire?

lol Im Jez so Claire are you a geezer bird ???? answer the boy lol

Or a geezer bird, Claire?

lol Im Jez so Claire are you a geezer bird ???? answer the boy lol

I meant Jez!!!! I was trying to be smooth with the chat so you'd have extra incentive to come and inspect my balls

Or a geezer bird, Claire?

lol Im Jez so Claire are you a geezer bird ???? answer the boy lol

I meant Jez!!!! I was trying to be smooth with the chat so you'd have extra incentive to come and inspect my balls

lol @ smooth!!!!

im just a simple tomboy me lol

So smooth!!

So smooth!!

I try, I try!!!

So smooth!!

I try, I try!!!

I can imagine you now Nottage.

Picture the scene...... Romantic table for two, candle flickers and the glint catches her eyes and you say "Darling"
"Yes Nottage?"
"Would you like to inspect my balls Darling?"


"Yes please Nottage, you're so smooth!!"

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So smooth!!

I try, I try!!!

I can imagine you now Nottage.

Picture the scene...... Romantic table for two, candle flickers and the glint catches her eyes and you say "Darling"
"Yes Nottage?"
"Would you like to insect my balls Darling?"


"Yes please Nottage, you're so smooth!!"

So smooth!!

I try, I try!!!

I can imagine you now Nottage.

Picture the scene...... Romantic table for two, candle flickers and the glint catches her eyes and you say "Darling"
"Yes Nottage?"
"Would you like to insect my balls Darling?"


"Yes please Nottage, you're so smooth!!"

THERE WAS NOT a smiley funny enough to add to that fest!!!!

Romantic table to insect my balls?

Romantic table to insect my balls?

Sorry Nottage, edited now though!

Romantic table to insect my balls?

Sorry Nottage, edited now though!

Phew!!! I thought it was turning into one of those games on I'm a Caelebrity Get Me Out of Here

Romantic table to insect my balls?

Sorry Nottage, edited now though!

Phew!!! I thought it was turning into one of those games on I'm a Caelebrity Get Me Out of Here

Lol, gives the term BUSH Tucker Trial a whole new meaning!!

It does, Unc, it does

and nobody mentioned my leopard skin thongs

and nobody mentioned my leopard skin thongs

Well spotted?

and nobody mentioned my leopard skin thongs

Well spotted?

rrroooaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Reckon if i start calling myself Claire I may win 100,000th post compo - runner up in 20k and 50k

The reason why i got it - not cos im fit and not a fix - but im a single girl so i got fast fingers for a reason!

Ive just had a lovely steaming hot bath after reading that im going to have a cold friggin shower now !!

Blue Army!

Reckon if i start calling myself Claire I may win 100,000th post compo - runner up in 20k and 50k

The reason why i got it - not cos im fit and not a fix - but im a single girl so i got fast fingers for a reason!

sorry annis ho wmuch did you say the tickets were? and can i sit next to jez lol

i think jez's table is going to be overcrowded that night.

everyone will have their autographed footballs for Jez to insepct then ?