Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:21 pm
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:25 pm
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:30 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:just got back from the doctors and i have found out that i am allergic to condoms . i cant go on the pill as i put up to much weight. and i cant trust harry with the rhytham metherd ( he is two jerks and a squrt ) . i cant give my sex up as you know im a horny person . so can any one help a lady in distress .... thanks in advance rose ramsgate.
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:52 pm
,,,,,,,thats a classic ill have to run that one by harry . but i think i like carls anal option.Willy the Wombat wrote:mrs harry ramsgate wrote:just got back from the doctors and i have found out that i am allergic to condoms . i cant go on the pill as i put up to much weight. and i cant trust harry with the rhytham metherd ( he is two jerks and a squrt ) . i cant give my sex up as you know im a horny person . so can any one help a lady in distress .... thanks in advance rose ramsgate.
There's something called Monkey facing you could try, I think big Baz knows how to do it, I've spent days on the internet and am still none the wiser.
The only other technique I could advise is the buckeroo hypothesis but you being a lady an all wouldn't work very well.
For the male readers, however, if I may indulge you, it involves taking ones lady friend from behind, all cuddley an nice an everything, the more astute males would have placed their lady friend in such a position as to be able to watch live football on the teledu (thats television in welsh for non welsh speakers) but I digress. At some point during the procedings (making love for the purists amongest us) the male whispers lovingly into ones lady partners ear, my cherrie (thats french for whatever french is for my cherrie) you don't half look your sister from this angle. Its then a question of how long you can buckeroo!!
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:54 pm
Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:15 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:gold teeth in porth i dont think so jez now if you said brown teeth.
Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:27 am
,,,, the posh ones do jez ask bluebird baz.Jez wrote:mrs harry ramsgate wrote:gold teeth in porth i dont think so jez now if you said brown teeth.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm stunners i would say match their knicks but they dont wear them up there!!!