THE MASONS NOW ON BBC1

You'll be OK Carl, the Grand Poo Bah or whatever he is wears a little white apron and monkey faces his followers on the second Tuesday of the month followed by a nice cup of tea and some of Harriets strawberry and devon cream scones. On the queens birthday they invite a load of hookers into the lodge and indulge in anal sex, I think the hookers serve the tea and scones whilst this "ceremony" takes place, not too sure though they won't let me in.[/quote]

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You'll have to send jamccfc an email by the looks of things. Don't think he'll be too popular with the lodge though when a couple of coach loads of rams dressed up in their mams pinny's turn up looking for a rampant session of monkey facing, bow, scones and anal sex!