Why has my joke been deleted ?

Cheers mate.

Can see why it was deleted

Thank Christ it werent just me

SORRY CARL

dont Steve your making me blush

Katie Price and Alex Reid have split
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.Apparantly whilst making the sunday lunch. katie asked Alex to turn on the veg, she was fuming when she found him giving Harvey a Wank !!

Disgusting, this is just horrible and rude.


















BUT I f*cking LOVE IT

Ask me if I am a tree
HUH?
Ask me if I am a tree
Why?
Ask me if I am a tree
Are you a tree?
NO

Carlos Tevez sees his baby for the first time and says " It looks nothing like me ? " His wife says "give me a f*cking chance, I've only just boiled the kettle.."