The Corp - Free Beer

the corp is to posh for me !!

but it is free beer after all, im sure i could be tempted in for a swift one.

Like I said, don't tar us with the same brush.

He's a nice guy, but he requires some looking after. Like at Sheffield United when Simon Insole bollocked him for abusing the Sheffield family stand!!

Good effort!! Don't worry I won't tar you!!

Actually it sounds quite sexy when you say it like that!! Do it!!

Like I said, don't tar us with the same brush.

He's a nice guy, but he requires some looking after. Like at Sheffield United when Simon Insole bollocked him for abusing the Sheffield family stand!!

Good effort!! Don't worry I won't tar you!!

Actually it sounds quite sexy when you say it like that!! Do it!!

I'll tar you anytime!!

I'll tar you anytime!!

Im waiting behind Greg in line then!

Claire, I can see business in the corp picking up very, very, very soon!!

Claire, I can see business in the corp picking up very, very, very soon!!

Well it hasn't picked up yet, there were only 2 people in there all night tonight!!!

Claire, I can see business in the corp picking up very, very, very soon!!

Well it hasn't picked up yet, there were only 2 people in there all night tonight!!!

and you didnt even say hello!

Claire, I can see business in the corp picking up very, very, very soon!!

Well it hasn't picked up yet, there were only 2 people in there all night tonight!!!

Is there ever more than two people in there apart from on a match day?! It's always dead whenever I'm in there, the busiest times seem to be during the day when all the older people are nipping in and out of William Hill next door all day putting bets on then running back in to watch them on the big tv's. Really don't know how they manage to make a profit. Also I've been in there on a few Friday nights for a couple before going home to watch Lost at 9 and there is no need to hire a dodgy DJ to play to 9 people (including bar staff), he doesn't exactly get the 'crowd' pumping

Still, i'll happily have a free drink at some point.

Claire, I can see business in the corp picking up very, very, very soon!!

Well it hasn't picked up yet, there were only 2 people in there all night tonight!!!

Is there ever more than two people in there apart from on a match day?! It's always dead whenever I'm in there, the busiest times seem to be during the day when all the older people are nipping in and out of William Hill next door all day putting bets on then running back in to watch them on the big tv's. Really don't know how they manage to make a profit. Also I've been in there on a few Friday nights for a couple before going home to watch Lost at 9 and there is no need to hire a dodgy DJ to play to 9 people (including bar staff), he doesn't exactly get the 'crowd' pumping

Still, i'll happily have a free drink at some point.

Sounds like you're in there more than me!!
Rob the DJ on a fri is so shocking!! totally predictable too, plays i got a feeling about 9 times a night. and will always get Jedward and Peter Andre in there somewhere!!
Who are you then?! will i have seen you in there? I work in there on a Fri night.

Sounds like you're in there more than me!!
Rob the DJ on a fri is so shocking!! totally predictable too, plays i got a feeling about 9 times a night. and will always get Jedward and Peter Andre in there somewhere!!
Who are you then?! will i have seen you in there? I work in there on a Fri night.

Nah maybe once or twice a month if that! Before this season it'd be every match day. I walk past the corp everyday on my way to/from work so always have a nose through the window. Just going from your picture I don't think i've seen you working...so you've probably not seen me in there. Plus even if you had you wouldn't know as you don't know what I look like! (radiant)

'Rob the DJ'...oh dear! Yeah he's shocking! Nothing wrong with a bit of Jedward though