Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:09 pm
Top Class 
I bet you turned the colour of the bottle you just opened
I bet you turned the colour of the bottle you just opened
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:10 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:where did you get to till 8 am
Well
It was a long night Baz
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:12 pm
jonah wrote:Top Class
I was quite chuffed a few of the lads were there, missus wasnt happy though
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:12 pm
OMG i have a few stories but wont go public with some
this ones the least embarrassing lol my eldest was about 4 and got asked many times the usual at crimbo "what do you want off father christmas" and every time he replied "a big pretend willy just like mums got"!!!
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:14 pm
Jez wrote::oops:
OMG i have a few stories but wont go public with some
this ones the least embarrassing lol my eldest was about 4 and got asked many times the usual at crimbo "what do you want off father christmas" and every time he replied "a big pretend willy just like mums got"!!!
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:35 pm
The Rhooster wrote:Jez wrote::oops:
OMG i have a few stories but wont go public with some
this ones the least embarrassing lol my eldest was about 4 and got asked many times the usual at crimbo "what do you want off father christmas" and every time he replied "a big pretend willy just like mums got"!!!
with battery's
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:40 pm
Jez wrote::oops:
OMG i have a few stories but wont go public with some
this ones the least embarrassing lol my eldest was about 4 and got asked many times the usual at crimbo "what do you want off father christmas" and every time he replied "a big pretend willy just like mums got"!!!
Rabbit shaped?
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:51 pm
Nottage Blue wrote:Jez wrote::oops:
OMG i have a few stories but wont go public with some
this ones the least embarrassing lol my eldest was about 4 and got asked many times the usual at crimbo "what do you want off father christmas" and every time he replied "a big pretend willy just like mums got"!!!
Rabbit shaped?
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:56 pm
Jez you dirty Bertie
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:57 pm
jez and her 18" toy wit duracelljonah wrote:Jez you dirty Bertie
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:02 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:jez and her 18" toy wit duracelljonah wrote:Jez you dirty Bertie
posting now cos u know shes offline, Bottler!!
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:34 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:jez and her 18" toy wit duracelljonah wrote:Jez you dirty Bertie
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus Mr Baz 18" is bigger than me if i had a rabbit THAT big i think i'd been popping summat!!!!!!!
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:37 pm
Jez wrote:bluebirdbaz wrote:jez and her 18" toy wit duracelljonah wrote:Jez you dirty Bertie
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus Mr Baz 18" is bigger than me if i had a rabbit THAT big i think i'd been popping summat!!!!!!!
jez is gonna get you
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:57 pm
i am waiting and ready 
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:01 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:i am waiting and ready
waiting and wishing
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:09 pm
Jez wrote::oops:
OMG i have a few stories but wont go public with some
this ones the least embarrassing lol my eldest was about 4 and got asked many times the usual at crimbo "what do you want off father christmas" and every time he replied "a big pretend willy just like mums got"!!!
haha dont you just love em when they come out with things like that, jez did you get a wink off santa
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:13 pm
just read this back and you can tell by my typing when i was getting more and more pissed.
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:12 pm
The Rhooster wrote:bluebirdbaz wrote:i am waiting and ready
waiting and wishing
Mr Baz;s waiting is now over Rhoost oh and his wishes were very easy for me to make come true
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:17 pm
Jez wrote:The Rhooster wrote:bluebirdbaz wrote:i am waiting and ready
waiting and wishing
Mr Baz;s waiting is now over Rhoost oh and his wishes were very easy for me to make come true
bathing him in real ale wasnt it
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:22 pm
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Mr Baz;s waiting is now over Rhoost oh and his wishes were very easy for me to make come true[/quote]
bathing him in real ale wasnt it[/quote]
That was his starters
Mr Baz;s waiting is now over Rhoost oh and his wishes were very easy for me to make come true
[/quote]bathing him in real ale wasnt it
[/quote]That was his starters
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:09 pm
oi !!! dont i get a say in my own foreplay
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:23 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:oi !!! dont i get a say in my own foreplay
Mr Baz
usually you just leave me get on with it once your dressed n trussed up but ok we will play your little game then "Mr Baz what would you like for foreplay this week"
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:27 pm
Jez wrote:bluebirdbaz wrote:oi !!! dont i get a say in my own foreplay
Mr Baz
but ok we will play your little game then "Mr Baz what would you like for foreplay this week"
something to do with rice pudding
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:32 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:Jez wrote:bluebirdbaz wrote:oi !!! dont i get a say in my own foreplay
Mr Baz
but ok we will play your little game then "Mr Baz what would you like for foreplay this week"
something to do with rice pudding
Mr Baz do you have a hairy tummy ?????
cos the Urb DIc. for Rice Pudding (well i chose the best one!?!?) "the Act of Shoving someones face into a big hairy stomach".
Now you now how short i am i dont think i am going to have much choice in this foreplay - i better borrow Rhooosters gimp mask so i don't get a rash from your hair!
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:45 pm
its big but not hairy, i took a tip off rhooster about shaving all my body hair off a bit itchy but i am coping 
as for the rice pudding its a goer then
a bit itchy but i am coping as for the rice pudding its a goer then
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:47 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:its big but not hairy, i took a tip off rhooster about shaving all my body hair off
as for the rice pudding its a goer then
Mate shaving your body is the way forward
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:48 pm
CCFC1990 wrote:bluebirdbaz wrote:its big but not hairy, i took a tip off rhooster about shaving all my body hair off
as for the rice pudding its a goer then
Mate shaving your body is the way forward
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:50 pm
Done it for a while ww my secrets are coming out
ww my secrets are coming out
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:54 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:its big but not hairy, i took a tip off rhooster about shaving all my body hair off
as for the rice pudding its a goer then
yeah wy not let you have your way now n again - keep you sweet
Re: Pissed up at 6pm, and got the evening alone
Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:58 pm
i got this thing about stagg chilli tooJez wrote:bluebirdbaz wrote:its big but not hairy, i took a tip off rhooster about shaving all my body hair off
as for the rice pudding its a goer then
yeah wy not let you have your way now n again - keep you sweet