FOR A LAUGH, LETS ALL PUT ONE EACH OF A CITY

We don't carry rifles,
We don't carry lead.
We only carry hatchets
And we'll bury 'em in your head.
We are all supporters,
Fanatics every one.
We hate Villa, Millwall, QPR and Brum.

One for the old-timers.

used to like'One man went to mow'

Bluegirl, one man went to mow was one i liked, but hardly hear it anymore

hes black insane, we cant pronounce his name, etuhu, etuhu

OH KEV MCCNAUGHTON
you are the love of my life,
oh kev mccnaughton
will you shag my wife,
oh kev mccnaugton
i want silver hair toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Over there, over there and do they smell? Like f*****g hell!

bristol sing, we dont know why, coz after the match, they're gonna die!!

OUTSIDE!
THERE'S A MASSACRE OUTSIDE!

YOU'R GOING IN THE TAFF..

One man went to mow was awesome !! Especially when it got to 10 the place went mental. Love to get that one sung again at the CCS

You'll never make the station......

One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow
One man kicked the jack, tw*t!
went to mow a meadow.
Two men went to mow, went to mow a meadow
Two men kicked the jack, tw*t!
went to mow a meadow..

I hear the sound of distant bums
over there over there
And do they smell
Like F*ing Hell

Song down on here.

"IF YOUR STANDING ON A CORNER WITH A SWANS SCARF ROUND YOUR NECK, CARDIFF FANS WILL COME AND GET YOU AND THEY'LL BRAKE YOUR F...... NECK "

CLASS

For the oldies!

You're going home in a St Johns ambulance!


Who's that tw*t in the big black hat, Nixon, Nixon.


His name is Jimmy Schoolar he's the leader of the blues
We never get beat at Ninian park, we never ever lose
He'll take us to division one cos that's where we belong
So when you see the boy's in blue, you know you can't go wrong,
Nan na na na na, Na na na na nah!

Sung to One man went to mow-

Cardiff went to war, went to war with Swansea,
one man & a baseball bat,
went to war with Swansea,
cardiff went to war, went to war with Swansea,
two men, one man & a baseball bat,
went to war with Swansea,
Cardiff went to war, went to war with Swansea,
three men, two men, one man & a baseball bat,
went to war with Swansea,
cardiff went to war, went to war with Swansea,
4 men,3men,2 men, one man & a baseball bat,
went to war with Swansea,
etc,etc,etc,

What about it lads? I reckon that could get us all joining in for about 20 mins

Used to sing

One Taff went to war, went to war with Bristol
One Taff and his baseball bat, went to war with Bristol.

And obviously after ten to one taffs sing "K'R'DIFF!" "K'R'DIFF!"

Also

There'll always be an England
Always be a king
Always be a Taffy
To boot the bastards in.

We 'aven't got very good manners
we fight with razors and spanners
we are the city skins
With Doctor mar-tins
side -by-side

Good bye-ee
Good bye-ee
come to Ninian Park and you will Die-ee
Its alright you know..cos..you'll..be..kicked to death you know
Don't cry-ee
Don't cry-ee
it's just a doctor Martin in your eye-ee

old Grange end skinhead songs...bit before my time mind

Also bit of a bug bare of mine...

Remember when we used to chant Kay...Arrr....Diff..very distinctly and clearly pronouncing the KAY and ARRR. What the feck happened?? All you hear now is a really crap Keeardiff...sounds shit in my opinion. I've tried chanting it the old way but the majority of fans seem to have either forgotten how to do it correctly or maybe to young to remember how it should be chanted.. Rant over!

Oh fluffy Sheep....are wonderful
Oh fluffy sheep are wonderful
They are Welsh ..white...and fluffy
Oh fluffy sheep are wonderful

When I was young my father said
son I've got something to saaaaaay
and what he told me Ill never forget
until my dying day

he said son, you are a City fan
and that's the way to staaaaay
and so a city fan I'll stay
until my dying day

never hear that one anymore either

we're the best behaved supporters in the land
we're the best behaved supporters in the land
we're the best behaved supporters
we're the best behaved supporters
we're the best behaved supporters in the land

we're a right bunch of bastards if we lose
we're a right bunch of bastards if we lose
we're a right bunch of bastards
we're a right bunch of bastards
we're a right bunch of bastards if we lose

also
sung at one game in 93 when the jerks were chucking seats at children
you got beaten by nuneaton nanananana
you got beaten by nuneaton nanananana

Also bit of a bug bare of mine...

Remember when we used to chant Kay...Arrr....Diff..very distinctly and clearly pronouncing the KAY and ARRR. What the feck happened?? All you hear now is a really crap Keeardiff...sounds shit in my opinion. I've tried chanting it the old way but the majority of fans seem to have either forgotten how to do it correctly or maybe to young to remember how it should be chanted.. Rant over!

used to love that at away games

We Are Evil (sounded more like Evol) - Repeat.

A real oldie for you all:

Tiptoe through the Grange End
With you flick knives
and you hobnail boots
just tiptoe through the Grange End with me

swansea sing, i dont know why, cause after the match, their gonna die!

lethal, lethal lynex, lethal, lethal lynex

who needs cantona when we got stantana!

lee trundles a fat c***
he wears a fat c***s hat,
and when he sees a peters pie,
he says i fancy that,
he eats them with his left hand,
he eats them with his rights,
and when he sees a burger king,
he eats all f*cking night

ohhhhhhhhh lee trundles a fat cu*t.....................................

I lurrrrrrrvvvv this one....Well done!!

ronnie bird, ronnie bird running down wing! haha!

Oh, Swansea's not a city
It's a town that's got f**k all
But the poor Jacks got a face-lift
When the Bluebirds came to call

We kicked your f***ing heads in
We wrecked your f***ing town
And as we f***ing promised
We chased you out of town

Bluebirds!! Bluebirds!! Bluebirds!!