Joke(or is it?)

Isn't it funny how a self-examination for testicular cancer easily turns into a wank.

Isn't it funny how a self-examination for testicular cancer easily turns into a wank.

The new Megan Fox calendar is out. I urge you all to splash out on one.

Isn't it funny how a self-examination for testicular cancer easily turns into a wank.

ahhh its funny cos it's so true

you are truly mad

I got out of the shower and my wife said, "Ooo look, it's like a penis ... only smaller".

I said, "Ooo look, it's like my secretary ... only fatter and less flexible".

I got out of the shower and my wife said, "Ooo look, it's like a penis ... only smaller".

I said, "Ooo look, it's like my secretary ... only fatter and less flexible".

I got out of the shower and my wife said, "Ooo look, it's like a penis ... only smaller".

I said, "Ooo look, it's like my secretary ... only fatter and less flexible".

LOL well maybe "self" examination is not the done thing

Following on from the weekend success of "Sport Relief" The BBC are going to have a new fund raising event next year for people who have lost limbs.

It's called "hand relief".

A friend mentioned Hilary Swank in the title role of "Amelia", but I didn't think she was that bad.

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f**k your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."