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Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:47 pm

Horse DNA has been found in some beef burgers being sold in UK and Irish supermarkets, the Republic of Ireland's food safety authority (FSAI) has said.

The FSAI said the meat came from two processing plants in Ireland, Liffey Meats and Silvercrest Foods, and the Dalepak Hambleton plant in Yorkshire.

It said there was no risk to health.

The burgers were on sale in Tesco and Iceland in the UK and Ireland. In the Republic of Ireland they were on sale in Dunnes Stores, Lidl and Aldi.

The FSAI said the retailers stated that they were removing all implicated batches of the burgers.

A total of 27 products were analysed, with 10 of them containing horse DNA and 23 containing pig DNA.

'Unacceptable'

Horsemeat accounted for approximately 29% of the meat content in one sample from Tesco.

In addition, 31 beef meal products, including cottage pie, beef curry pie and lasagne, were analysed, of which 21 tested positive for pig DNA.

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:47 pm

Naaay can't be true

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:49 pm

After a nice horse burger I like to smoke a big Shergar. Taxi.

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:50 pm

There's got to be more to it. Lets wait to hear the tru-hoof.

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:53 pm

Why the long face????

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Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:56 pm

Not sure why Tesco's have been saddled with these accusations??

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:56 pm

I would add more jokes on this thread but I've got the flu and am feeling a little hoarse. I'm also taking cough stirrup too. Taxi!

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:57 pm

.......although my condition is now stable.

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:00 pm

not like the media to stirrup a non story like this.

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:03 pm

I've just come back from Tesco after buying up the last batches of horse meat burgers. I'll be selling them tomorrow on Ipswich Gumtree as McChopra's. Sorry, that was a bit shit.

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:32 pm

i can't believe u all think this is funny???? now trott along

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:33 pm

i can't believe u all think this is funny???? now trott along

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:35 pm

Im sure ben turner's bought some of them he seems to hoof the ball up the field alot

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:40 pm

I reckon we'll beat Blackpool foal-nil.

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:45 pm

I want to get involved with these puns but Ill bit my tongue.

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:54 pm

this is hardly mane-stream news...

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:00 am

Pooler_BlueBird wrote:this is hardly mane-stream news...


Terrible... Trot on ;)

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:16 am

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Bite me!

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:27 am

Eating tesco burgers has had neigh affect on me. I think they taste lame anyway. I shall shire away from eating them anymore. If pony I knew about this earlier :D

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:33 am

You lot are having a Mare :D

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:43 am

Had a burger yesterday. Got the trots today. :o

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:44 am

No horseshit Sherlock,

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:51 am

I pnoned in sick today, told them I had the trots, they said that's a lame excuse but furlong as your in tomorrow it will be ok

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:01 am

those burgers were low in fat and high in shurgar

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:06 am

Some good ones on here but I reckon I'll win it by a nose :?

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:10 am

Had one of those dodgy burgers yesterday, coughed my guts up......not too bad today just a bit hoarse....

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:12 am

News reports suggest customers are galloping out of the store this morning while staff are trying to whip up sales.

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:13 am

Tesco's in a strange situation here, guess they will just have to ride it out.

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:19 am

had a burger last night got up this morning had a bit between my teeth :old: :D :ayatollah:

Re: Anyone for a Horse Burger (let's get the puns going)

Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:28 am

Checked my tesco burgers in my freezer this morning.....and they're off