Sordell or Austin?

f**k me Sordell is one ugly motherfucka. I have a feeling he could be a revelation here
back under Malky's wing, but I'm worried about the kids in the Family Stand.

Austin? - Yeh, I think he'll actually score more and isnt as frightening.

What we save on Sordell we'll be spending on trauma therapy for the nippers

austin everytime for me...

Hopefully Austin isnt a one season wonder

Would take either - just DO IT

Hopefully Austin isnt a one season wonder

well this isnt his only season of scoring goals

Hopefully Austin isnt a one season wonder

I think hes already proved that, hes been banging them in for about 5 years solid

Austin? - Yeh, I think he'll actually score more and isnt as frightening.

But will he score more this season Dave thats the question?

Hes already scored 20, and the record is 27, so will 7 goals be enough for us?

Agree with you, was saying to my old man recently that we need a striker to score 10-15 goals, that would put him on 30-35 which is unlikely.

Charlie 4 me, dont want Sordell at all

Why would his goals dry up? If anything he'd get a better service with our players

Why would his goals dry up? If anything he'd get a better service with our players

Pembroke "35" Alien is best equipped to answer this question.

Why would his goals dry up? If anything he'd get a better service with our players

Pembroke "35" Alien is best equipped to answer this question.

I don't see why we don't go the whole hog and just offer 8m for Austin and Trippier, they have six assists just between them two, incredible. Unlikely but would be a good double addition. Anyone who says he'd only score 7 is silly, he's been scoring goals consistently, this isn't just a one season phase, he's quality

Austin? - Yeh, I think he'll actually score more and isnt as frightening.

But will he score more this season Dave thats the question?

Hes already scored 20, and the record is 27, so will 7 goals be enough for us?

MASSIVE gamble

Why would his goals dry up? If anything he'd get a better service with our players

Pembroke "35" Alien is best equipped to answer this question.

I don't see why we don't go the whole hog and just offer 8m for Austin and Trippier, they have six assists just between them two, incredible. Unlikely but would be a good double addition. Anyone who says he'd only score 7 is silly, he's been scoring goals consistently, this isn't just a one season phase, he's quality

Fuzzy logic! Will austin keep scoreing at current rate? No if stastistics are to be beleived! As 27 is best in years. I said he wont score 35! but sordell could score 15 . and potty polo you are contrary you argued the toss that theres no logic to my arguement on this, but i note you are saying austin may score 7 mmmmm 15 is more than 7 rest my case! Conversation terminated again!

Depends on the prices.

I think Austin is the better options at the right price.

Why would his goals dry up? If anything he'd get a better service with our players

Pembroke "35" Alien is best equipped to answer this question.

I don't see why we don't go the whole hog and just offer 8m for Austin and Trippier, they have six assists just between them two, incredible. Unlikely but would be a good double addition. Anyone who says he'd only score 7 is silly, he's been scoring goals consistently, this isn't just a one season phase, he's quality

Fuzzy logic! Will austin keep scoreing at current rate? No if stastistics are to be beleived! As 27 is best in years. I said he wont score 35! but sordell could score 15 . and potty polo you are contrary you argued the toss that theres no logic to my arguement on this, but i note you are saying austin may score 7 mmmmm 15 is more than 7 rest my case! Conversation terminated again!

How is any way is Sordell more likely to score 15 than Austin purely because he's scored less goals this season?

I can't honestly believe you still haven't realised how stupid what you're saying is and I'm half convinced you're playing the fool.

Neither player is likely to score 15 goals in the second half of the season, but Austin wasn't likely to have scored 20 so far.

No one expects him to score 15 more but I think most people would back him to score 15 more compared to Sordell or any other striker in the championship.

Why would his goals dry up? If anything he'd get a better service with our players

Pembroke "35" Alien is best equipped to answer this question.

I don't see why we don't go the whole hog and just offer 8m for Austin and Trippier, they have six assists just between them two, incredible. Unlikely but would be a good double addition. Anyone who says he'd only score 7 is silly, he's been scoring goals consistently, this isn't just a one season phase, he's quality

Fuzzy logic! Will austin keep scoreing at current rate? No if stastistics are to be beleived! As 27 is best in years. I said he wont score 35! but sordell could score 15 . and potty polo you are contrary you argued the toss that theres no logic to my arguement on this, but i note you are saying austin may score 7 mmmmm 15 is more than 7 rest my case! Conversation terminated again!

Logic would dictate that a man scoring 20 goals in 26 games for a struggling side will
score a higher ratio of goals in the following 20 games for a side top of the league. Surely?

Why would his goals dry up? If anything he'd get a better service with our players

Pembroke "35" Alien is best equipped to answer this question.

I don't see why we don't go the whole hog and just offer 8m for Austin and Trippier, they have six assists just between them two, incredible. Unlikely but would be a good double addition. Anyone who says he'd only score 7 is silly, he's been scoring goals consistently, this isn't just a one season phase, he's quality

Fuzzy logic! Will austin keep scoreing at current rate? No if stastistics are to be beleived! As 27 is best in years. I said he wont score 35! but sordell could score 15 . and potty polo you are contrary you argued the toss that theres no logic to my arguement on this, but i note you are saying austin may score 7 mmmmm 15 is more than 7 rest my case! Conversation terminated again!

Oh Alan
My 1st answer in this thread was a pisstake of your thread.

Austin!!! Sordell is one of them twatter crybaby kunts.

Why would his goals dry up? If anything he'd get a better service with our players

Pembroke "35" Alien is best equipped to answer this question.

I don't see why we don't go the whole hog and just offer 8m for Austin and Trippier, they have six assists just between them two, incredible. Unlikely but would be a good double addition. Anyone who says he'd only score 7 is silly, he's been scoring goals consistently, this isn't just a one season phase, he's quality

Fuzzy logic! Will austin keep scoreing at current rate? No if stastistics are to be beleived! As 27 is best in years. I said he wont score 35! but sordell could score 15 . and potty polo you are contrary you argued the toss that theres no logic to my arguement on this, but i note you are saying austin may score 7 mmmmm 15 is more than 7 rest my case! Conversation terminated again!

oh f*cking hell here we go again

Why would his goals dry up? If anything he'd get a better service with our players

Pembroke "35" Alien is best equipped to answer this question.

I don't see why we don't go the whole hog and just offer 8m for Austin and Trippier, they have six assists just between them two, incredible. Unlikely but would be a good double addition. Anyone who says he'd only score 7 is silly, he's been scoring goals consistently, this isn't just a one season phase, he's quality

Fuzzy logic! Will austin keep scoreing at current rate? No if stastistics are to be beleived! As 27 is best in years. I said he wont score 35! but sordell could score 15 . and potty polo you are contrary you argued the toss that theres no logic to my arguement on this, but i note you are saying austin may score 7 mmmmm 15 is more than 7 rest my case! Conversation terminated again!

oh f*cking hell here we go again

No paul as you know my point was i didnt think austin would score 35 goals! But sordell could get 15, potty polo said that was bolllocks basically! As you know from earlier ... As you see he is now saying austin may get 7 which is 30 goals?? Total. Hence my response to him, since he brought my name into his post! I will robustly respond every time
He does so. but i will not respond directly to him! Hence conversation terminated . He can talk to himself as i wont be! Ce'st la vie!

Austin by a mile, but I'd be happy with Sordell.

Austin by a mile, but I'd be happy with Sordell.

Same here but wont be surprised if either dont come here!

Oh Allan please looked up the words "Sarcasm" and "Irony"

Why would his goals dry up? If anything he'd get a better service with our players

Pembroke "35" Alien is best equipped to answer this question.

I don't see why we don't go the whole hog and just offer 8m for Austin and Trippier, they have six assists just between them two, incredible. Unlikely but would be a good double addition. Anyone who says he'd only score 7 is silly, he's been scoring goals consistently, this isn't just a one season phase, he's quality

Fuzzy logic! Will austin keep scoreing at current rate? No if stastistics are to be beleived! As 27 is best in years. I said he wont score 35! but sordell could score 15 . and potty polo you are contrary you argued the toss that theres no logic to my arguement on this, but i note you are saying austin may score 7 mmmmm 15 is more than 7 rest my case! Conversation terminated again!

Polo is right to be fair... words fail me

Lets put a figure on it allan, 12 goals, why would sordell be more likely to score them than austin?


oh f*cking hell here we go again

No paul as you know my point was i didnt think austin would score 35 goals! But sordell could get 15, potty polo said that was bolllocks basically! As you know from earlier ... As you see he is now saying austin may get 7 which is 30 goals?? Total. Hence my response to him, since he brought my name into his post! I will robustly respond every time
He does so. but i will not respond directly to him! Hence conversation terminated . He can talk to himself as i wont be! Ce'st la vie!

Why would his goals dry up? If anything he'd get a better service with our players

Pembroke "35" Alien is best equipped to answer this question.

I don't see why we don't go the whole hog and just offer 8m for Austin and Trippier, they have six assists just between them two, incredible. Unlikely but would be a good double addition. Anyone who says he'd only score 7 is silly, he's been scoring goals consistently, this isn't just a one season phase, he's quality

Fuzzy logic! Will austin keep scoreing at current rate? No if stastistics are to be beleived! As 27 is best in years. I said he wont score 35! but sordell could score 15 . and potty polo you are contrary you argued the toss that theres no logic to my arguement on this, but i note you are saying austin may score 7 mmmmm 15 is more than 7 rest my case! Conversation terminated again!

Polo is right to be fair... words fail me

Lets put a figure on it allan, 12 goals, why would sordell be more likely to score them than austin?


oh f*cking hell here we go again

No paul as you know my point was i didnt think austin would score 35 goals! But sordell could get 15, potty polo said that was bolllocks basically! As you know from earlier ... As you see he is now saying austin may get 7 which is 30 goals?? Total. Hence my response to him, since he brought my name into his post! I will robustly respond every time
He does so. but i will not respond directly to him! Hence conversation terminated . He can talk to himself as i wont be! Ce'st la vie!

Why would his goals dry up? If anything he'd get a better service with our players

Pembroke "35" Alien is best equipped to answer this question.

I don't see why we don't go the whole hog and just offer 8m for Austin and Trippier, they have six assists just between them two, incredible. Unlikely but would be a good double addition. Anyone who says he'd only score 7 is silly, he's been scoring goals consistently, this isn't just a one season phase, he's quality

Fuzzy logic! Will austin keep scoreing at current rate? No if stastistics are to be beleived! As 27 is best in years. I said he wont score 35! but sordell could score 15 . and potty polo you are contrary you argued the toss that theres no logic to my arguement on this, but i note you are saying austin may score 7 mmmmm 15 is more than 7 rest my case! Conversation terminated again!

oh f*cking hell here we go again

No paul as you know my point was i didnt think austin would score 35 goals! But sordell could get 15, potty polo said that was bolllocks basically! As you know from earlier ... As you see he is now saying austin may get 7 which is 30 goals?? Total. Hence my response to him, since he brought my name into his post! I will robustly respond every time
He does so. but i will not respond directly to him! Hence conversation terminated . He can talk to himself as i wont be! Ce'st la vie!

IT IS BOLLOCKS THOUGH!!

Your quoting statistics and are wrong.

Sordells CAREER stats suggest he might get around 5 goals (his stats are less than 1 goal per 4 games)

Austins CAREER stats suggest he might get around 11 goals (his stats are more than 1 goal per 2 games)

Your take is that the top goalscorer in this division over the last five years has averaged around 24 goals?
Even if he stays with Burnley, Austin is going to smash that average and get over 30

exactly.


if they both started from zero right now, and both played the exact amount of minutes for the rest of the season who would score the most?

previous stats suggest Austin, of course sordell might start banging them in, but Allan, your logic in getting there is mad