Went to see my Doctor this morning

When I went in there it was Murders in there..... A Lesbian went in and the Doc said Lisa you are what you eat, she turned around and went nuts at the Doctor... SCREAMING AT HIM, ARE YOU CALLING ME A c**t !!!!!

My docotor told me I had to stop wanking, and I said "why" and he said "coz I'm trying to take your pu lse.