joke

swansea bloke in club

"i want to see the f*cking manager" he yelled
"how dare you turn me down for a lap dance you filthy slag"

"this is my first day at work" she sobbed
"an your ruining it for me dad"



i was walking down the street an saw two blind blokes squaring off to fight
i shouted "my money on the one with the knife"
you should have seen how fast they both f*cking run