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Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:16 am

Anyone else having SKY problems?

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:19 am

brush the snow off you dish

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:19 am

I had the same problem. Advise on sky.com/nosignal is turn TV and sky box off at plug and wait three minutes before turning back on. Worked on the second time for me.

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:19 am

Yes mate. You probably just need to clear the snow off your dish.

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:20 am

bluebirdbaz wrote:brush the snow off you dish


I'll send her up now!!! :lol:

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:21 am

Yes got up early, put on sky no signal, spent 15mins throwing snowballs at dish looked as if i was making dish worse, went back in house mrs said have you turned it off and back on? Problem solved, they are good for some things. :D

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:24 am

arri potta wrote:Anyone else having SKY problems?


Me to - But who needs tv when you have this forum ;)

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:57 am

Got woken up in the early hours by the milf that lives opposite me hanging out of the window in her little nighty bashing the sky dish with a brush :lol:

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:19 am

Xcasual wrote:Got woken up in the early hours by the milf that lives opposite me hanging out of the window in her little nighty bashing the sky dish with a brush :lol:


how old ?
is she nice?
and would you ?

oh n where do you live? :old:

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:22 am

The Premier 1 wrote:
Xcasual wrote:Got woken up in the early hours by the milf that lives opposite me hanging out of the window in her little nighty bashing the sky dish with her bush :lol:


how old ?
is she nice?
and would you ?

oh n where do you live? :old:


She was leaning out of Rumours Hotel on Clare Road :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:23 am

Kill Rupert Murdoch and make his son eat his remains.

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:23 am

The Premier 1 wrote:
Xcasual wrote:Got woken up in the early hours by the milf that lives opposite me hanging out of the window in her little nighty bashing the sky dish with a brush :lol:


how old ? 40
is she nice? Yes
and would you ? I'm working on it

oh n where do you live? :old:
:mrgreen:

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:29 am

arri potta wrote:
The Premier 1 wrote:
Xcasual wrote:Got woken up in the early hours by the milf that lives opposite me hanging out of the window in her little nighty bashing the sky dish with her bush :lol:


how old ?
is she nice?
and would you ?

oh n where do you live? :old:


She was leaning out of Rumours Hotel on Clare Road :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol:

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:36 am

Just thrown a football at my dish to knock the snow off. Picture purfect now

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:07 pm

Get VIrgin Media. No snow problems

Re: Where's my satellite picture gone - bloody SKY!

Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:52 pm

blackers1927 wrote:Get VIrgin Media. No snow problems


Sorry, forgot to say SKY back up and running - and she didn't lift a finger ;)