Saturday Night Joke(s?)
Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:48 pm
Paddy and Murphy are doing a crossword,
"I'm stuck on 2 down Murphy: flightless bird from Iceland(6,7)"
Murphy replies "ya thick c**t that's easy...it's frozen chicken!!"
That was a poor start tot he night!!!
"I'm stuck on 2 down Murphy: flightless bird from Iceland(6,7)"
Murphy replies "ya thick c**t that's easy...it's frozen chicken!!"
That was a poor start tot he night!!!
Re: Saturday Night Joke(s?)
Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:53 pm
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Keep the tip.
Re: Saturday Night Joke(s?)
Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:24 pm
Ross Young wrote:What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Re: Saturday Night Joke(s?)
Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:27 pm
An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."