UGLY JOKES
Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:07 am
She so ugly not even the Tide would take out.
So ugly you make an onion Cry
So ugly she make a Police Horse cry
Anyone got anymore.
So ugly you make an onion Cry
So ugly she make a Police Horse cry
Anyone got anymore.
Re: UGLY JOKES
Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:11 am
Yo mama is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest the judges said sorry no pros.
Yo mama so ugly rice crispies won't talk to her.
Yo mama so ugly she makes brintey spears look hot
Yo mama so ugly that when you went to a concert it curled Nick Jonases blood so much it gave him diabetes!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a sh*t wagon.
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror she says "he deserves this."
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and the cops gave her a ticket for mooning
Yo' mama's so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said 'sorry no professionals'
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, you put her in the kennel when you go on vacation.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama is so ugly, she was featured on the homepage of UglyFugly.com.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a **** wagon.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly, people would rather see 2 girls and one cup than see her smile.
Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."
Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.
Yo mama is so ugly she makes my eyes bleed.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!"
Yo mama's so ugly, all sorts ants, spiders, and worms could cover her face and it would be an improvement.
Yo mama's so ugly, she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step.
Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she ran through the whole damn forest.
Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, I can f*ck her in any position and it is still considered doggy style.
Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.
Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo mama so ugly rice crispies won't talk to her.
Yo mama so ugly she makes brintey spears look hot
Yo mama so ugly that when you went to a concert it curled Nick Jonases blood so much it gave him diabetes!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a sh*t wagon.
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror she says "he deserves this."
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and the cops gave her a ticket for mooning
Yo' mama's so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said 'sorry no professionals'
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, you put her in the kennel when you go on vacation.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama is so ugly, she was featured on the homepage of UglyFugly.com.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a **** wagon.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly, people would rather see 2 girls and one cup than see her smile.
Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."
Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.
Yo mama is so ugly she makes my eyes bleed.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!"
Yo mama's so ugly, all sorts ants, spiders, and worms could cover her face and it would be an improvement.
Yo mama's so ugly, she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step.
Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she ran through the whole damn forest.
Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, I can f*ck her in any position and it is still considered doggy style.
Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.
Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.
Re: UGLY JOKES
Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:28 am
BlueCheg wrote:She so ugly not even the Tide would take out.
So ugly you make an onion Cry
So ugly she make a Police Horse cry
Anyone got anymore.
fair play another set of beauts from the bus.
Re: UGLY JOKES
Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:39 pm
milly44 wrote:BlueCheg wrote:She so ugly not even the Tide would take out.
So ugly you make an onion Cry
So ugly she make a Police Horse cry
Anyone got anymore.
fair play another set of beauts from the bus.
Re: UGLY JOKES
Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:25 pm
She's so ugly I wouldn't ride her into battle.