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do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:42 pm

will we all end up looking like harry redknapp when we grow up ? ball bag face

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:45 pm

samdm94 wrote:will we all end up looking like harry redknapp when we grow up ? ball bag face


Not very nice whats he done to deserve that ?

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:46 pm

thomasblue wrote:
samdm94 wrote:will we all end up looking like harry redknapp when we grow up ? ball bag face


Not very nice whats he done to deserve that ?

hes just ugly

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:48 pm

The way he "looks" was actually due to a very serious car accident

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:50 pm

CarlSealy wrote:The way he "looks" was actually due to a very serious car accident

was roy hodgson in the same car

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:17 pm

samdm94 wrote:
CarlSealy wrote:The way he "looks" was actually due to a very serious car accident

was roy hodgson in the same car


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: im in f*cking stitches

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:23 pm

samdm94 wrote:will we all end up looking like harry redknapp when we grow up ? ball bag face



YES you will :lol: :lol:

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:27 pm

BEAKERBLUE wrote:
samdm94 wrote:will we all end up looking like harry redknapp when we grow up ? ball bag face



YES you will :lol: :lol:

gutted

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:41 pm

Prince and Ronnie Corbett spend their summer holidays relaxing in the underflaps of Harrys cheeks. They both feel warm and safe there and it also presents the opportunity to sneak out when everyones asleep and creep into Louise Rednapps bedroom to look at her bangers, clacker and fandango.

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:47 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:Prince and Ronnie Corbett spend their summer holidays relaxing in the underflaps of Harrys cheeks. They both feel warm and safe there and it also presents the opportunity to sneak out when everyones asleep and creep into Louise Rednapps bedroom to look at her bangers, clacker and fandango.

i wonder who will holiday in my cheek flaps when im old

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:57 pm

samdm94 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Prince and Ronnie Corbett spend their summer holidays relaxing in the underflaps of Harrys cheeks. They both feel warm and safe there and it also presents the opportunity to sneak out when everyones asleep and creep into Louise Rednapps bedroom to look at her bangers, clacker and fandango.

i wonder who will holiday in my cheek flaps when im old


I wonder about Louise Redkapps bangers, clacker and fandango. I'd like to holiday in her cheekflaps. Her shit tastes of white chocolate and strawberries and her pee is like the finest champagne. Its just a pity that her clacker tastes of bovril.

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:59 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:
samdm94 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Prince and Ronnie Corbett spend their summer holidays relaxing in the underflaps of Harrys cheeks. They both feel warm and safe there and it also presents the opportunity to sneak out when everyones asleep and creep into Louise Rednapps bedroom to look at her bangers, clacker and fandango.

i wonder who will holiday in my cheek flaps when im old


I wonder about Louise Redkapps bangers, clacker and fandango. I'd like to holiday in her cheekflaps. Her shit tastes of white chocolate and strawberries and her pee is like the finest champagne. Its just a pity that her clacker tastes of bovril.

id dive head first into her gaping hole and ask jamie to film it so i can go round the pubs in glasgow and sell it, always wanted to be a looki looki man

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:12 pm

samdm94 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:
samdm94 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Prince and Ronnie Corbett spend their summer holidays relaxing in the underflaps of Harrys cheeks. They both feel warm and safe there and it also presents the opportunity to sneak out when everyones asleep and creep into Louise Rednapps bedroom to look at her bangers, clacker and fandango.

i wonder who will holiday in my cheek flaps when im old


I wonder about Louise Redkapps bangers, clacker and fandango. I'd like to holiday in her cheekflaps. Her shit tastes of white chocolate and strawberries and her pee is like the finest champagne. Its just a pity that her clacker tastes of bovril.

id dive head first into her gaping hole and ask jamie to film it so i can go round the pubs in glasgow and sell it, always wanted to be a looki looki man


Louise doesn't have a gaping hole - its called "Madame Twinklebell" and smells of summer and honey. That said, I'll give you fifty quid for the video when its available. I will then upload it to my pay-porn site that I have set up specifically to fleece SwanseSalad96.35614 of his money at http://www.eyeamsewfukinloanleeaziamath ... see.whales

He is the only person able to read that URL through his single squinty eye at a glance.

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:25 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:
samdm94 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:
samdm94 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Prince and Ronnie Corbett spend their summer holidays relaxing in the underflaps of Harrys cheeks. They both feel warm and safe there and it also presents the opportunity to sneak out when everyones asleep and creep into Louise Rednapps bedroom to look at her bangers, clacker and fandango.

i wonder who will holiday in my cheek flaps when im old


I wonder about Louise Redkapps bangers, clacker and fandango. I'd like to holiday in her cheekflaps. Her shit tastes of white chocolate and strawberries and her pee is like the finest champagne. Its just a pity that her clacker tastes of bovril.

id dive head first into her gaping hole and ask jamie to film it so i can go round the pubs in glasgow and sell it, always wanted to be a looki looki man


Louise doesn't have a gaping hole - its called "Madame Twinklebell" and smells of summer and honey. That said, I'll give you fifty quid for the video when its available. I will then upload it to my pay-porn site that I have set up specifically to fleece SwanseSalad96.35614 of his money at http://www.eyeamsewfukinloanleeaziamath ... see.whales

He is the only person able to read that URL through his single squinty eye at a glance.

ill make sure i keep a copy as i know it will fly off the shelves, i shall call it "the adventures of sam through the sugar walls of louise redknapp" catchy title ? also where do i give you all my bank details as im in need of some good quality whale porn

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:58 am

samdm,nice one ! funny as f++k !
Had to read your comments out loud..to the Mrs !
She actually laughed !!!!

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Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:58 am

No Picnic wrote:samdm,nice one ! funny as f++k !
Had to read your comments out loud..to the Mrs !
She actually laughed !!!!

she can have my autograph if she wants ? :lol:
:ayatollah:

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:35 pm

He may look like a ballbag, but he makes more money than you will in a life time and could probably shag your mum with the click of his fingers if it meant her getting some cash in :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:48 pm

MrEvans wrote:He may look like a ballbag, but he makes more money than you will in a life time and could probably shag your mum with the click of his fingers if it meant her getting some cash in :lol: :lol: :lol:

you dont know me, or how much im worth :roll: i dont have a mother i was developed in a test tube, im not even a real human

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:36 pm

samdm94 wrote:
MrEvans wrote:He may look like a ballbag, but he makes more money than you will in a life time and could probably shag your mum with the click of his fingers if it meant her getting some cash in :lol: :lol: :lol:

you dont know me, or how much im worth :roll: i dont have a mother i was developed in a test tube, im not even a real human


And my name's Gandhi and I'm married to Pixie Lott :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:37 pm

MrEvans wrote:
samdm94 wrote:
MrEvans wrote:He may look like a ballbag, but he makes more money than you will in a life time and could probably shag your mum with the click of his fingers if it meant her getting some cash in :lol: :lol: :lol:

you dont know me, or how much im worth :roll: i dont have a mother i was developed in a test tube, im not even a real human


And my name's Gandhi and I'm married to Pixie Lott :lol: :lol: :lol:

nice to meet you :wave:

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:43 pm

samdm94 wrote:
MrEvans wrote:
samdm94 wrote:
MrEvans wrote:He may look like a ballbag, but he makes more money than you will in a life time and could probably shag your mum with the click of his fingers if it meant her getting some cash in :lol: :lol: :lol:

you dont know me, or how much im worth :roll: i dont have a mother i was developed in a test tube, im not even a real human


And my name's Gandhi and I'm married to Pixie Lott :lol: :lol: :lol:

nice to meet you :wave:


Wish I could say the same. :sleepy2:

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:05 pm

MrEvans wrote:
samdm94 wrote:
MrEvans wrote:
samdm94 wrote:
MrEvans wrote:He may look like a ballbag, but he makes more money than you will in a life time and could probably shag your mum with the click of his fingers if it meant her getting some cash in :lol: :lol: :lol:

you dont know me, or how much im worth :roll: i dont have a mother i was developed in a test tube, im not even a real human


And my name's Gandhi and I'm married to Pixie Lott :lol: :lol: :lol:

nice to meet you :wave:


Wish I could say the same. :sleepy2:

bored of yourself are you ?

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:12 pm

Cracking thread Sam. :laughing6: :laughing6: :notworthy:

Re: do we all end up looking like harry redknapp

Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:14 pm

HeFilmsTheClouds wrote:Cracking thread Sam. :laughing6: :laughing6: :notworthy:

i do try :lol: