Craig Noone Song

We don't really have a song for Craig Noone. We just shout 'Nooney, Nooney'.

So i'm thinking what about this?

He plays on the left,
He plays on the righhhttt,
That boy Craig Noone
Makes Chris Burke look shite.

Opinions?

We've got Craig Noone, We've got Craig Noone, on the wing, We've got Craig Noone, super Craig Noone, on the wing

he's fast
he's scouse
he'll help repair you house
craig noooone
craig nooooone

he's fast
he's scouse
he can shag my f*cking spouse
craig noooone
craig nooooone

he's fast
he's scouse
he can shag my f*cking spouse
craig noooone
craig nooooone

Oh oh oh oh oh Mysterious Noone, You'll never get close to him...

Oh oh oh oh oh Mysterious Noone, You'll never get close to him...

Cracker!

Oh oh oh oh oh Mysterious Noone, You'll never get close to him...

we'd sound like a bunch of rent boys

Oh oh oh oh oh Mysterious Noone, You'll never get close to him...

we'd sound like a bunch of rent boys

true

SBF1 - I don't know whether you know about Noone' previous career but he was in fact a builder/roofer!

I work in Skelmersdale. Skelmersdale United is one of his former clubs and he regular gets back their to watch games. My employers sponsor Skelmersdale United.

Anyway it appears that Craig Noone was indeed a builder/roofer and spent a lot of time working on Stevie Gerrards house

Craig noone!
He left you standing alone,
Without a touch of the ball,
How did he score that goal,

(Blue moon)

There's only one Craig Noone, One Craig Noone,

He's ugly as f**k... but he's taking us up,

Walking in a Nooney wonderland....