I go on a f*cking holiday to Spain,ends up picking up my car at the f*cking airport(don't f*cking ask),drops every Tom,Dick and Harry off without so much as a thank you),still reeling from a crappy defeat on Tuesday which I had to rely on the paper the next morning to find the result(Don't ask we were staying with hippie relatives in the hills)only to log on and find every fucker is joining a new f*cking club,I mean smack me in the chops and wake me up,I logs on checks my facebook and my mate says f**k this Norm you should have seen it Tuesday f*cking red everywhere and he invited me to join this FC Bluebirds page he said he had enough and What do I see? Half of this messageboard have joined including the people who run this site........doooooow I was away for less than a week for f**k sake,can someone speed me up,can't sleep now ffs.