So Embarassing

I was so embarrassed at work earlier when my boss walked in the bathroom and saw me taking a shit.....he agreed not to mention it again as long as I put it back.!

That's a good level of discretion. Whenever I shit on my work's fax machine trying to send it to a mate I always get abused.

Paul how long u been a stand up comedian then ?

Paul how long u been a stand up comedian then ?

you aint seen nothing mate wait till i got the karaoke mic in my hand atthe piss up.

yep cant wait for that