I got run over last night

Outside the Canton Cross. My leg's in a terrible state, sore as f**k at the moment, too

OMG sorry to laugh but RUN OVER?????????????? lol what were you doing!!!

I was talking to my mates, I stepped back into the road and I felt something heavy on my leg. Turned out to be a car!!

Dopey tw*t


still making me laugh!

oppps, saw you outside the cross, everyone was pilled out on the streets and drivers were just speeding past,

Nottage Blue, that makes you hard as f**k mate. 'How was your night last night?'... 'Oh, you know just got runover'. 'Safe'.

If it's still hurting you really should get it checked out. Or just get back on it!

Got a photo and posted it on my facebook page. It looks nasty today. Mind you, I think I would laugh, too.

Yeah, Ben, a disaster was waiting to happen there. It just happened to be me!

haha , all good fun! fecking cunting drivers

Nottage Blue, that makes you hard as f**k mate. 'How was your night last night?'... 'Oh, you know just got runover'. 'Safe'.

If it's still hurting you really should get it checked out. Or just get back on it!

Not even a 4x4 messes with me!

I must admit, as I had it resting on my leg, I couldn't figure out what it was for a few seconds Then I realised it was a car

haha , all good fun! fecking cunting drivers

Exactly! Should have stuck to the Corp!

nottage you didnt hurt your leg did you as ben was trying to get you in a car boot disturbing stories off him last night, was you there when that bird was talking to us ans ben let out her secret about 2's up in an alley, her face was a picture when i mentioned it

nottage you didnt hurt your leg did you as ben was trying to get you in a car boot disturbing stories off him last night, was you there when that bird was talking to us ans ben let out her secret about 2's up in an alley, her face was a picture when i mentioned it

I wasn't but I wish I was!!! A Kodak moment by the sounds of it!!

your all nuts i tell ya nuts

Outside the Canton Cross. My leg's in a terrible state, sore as f**k at the moment, too

You should of rung your f*cking bell. Then maybe the driver would of heard you and stopped.

I think the whole of Cardiff could here you and that bell

nottage you didnt hurt your leg did you as ben was trying to get you in a car boot disturbing stories off him last night, was you there when that bird was talking to us ans ben let out her secret about 2's up in an alley, her face was a picture when i mentioned it

she was/is a right rotter, tried chatting me up ages ago, then to really get in my good books she thought it would be cool to tell me she was out in canton one weekend , bent over in a alley, some guy dealing with her from behind whilst she sucked his mate off

defintly gonna win my heart LOL her face was a picture last night telling everyone outside the cross, then she walked out to everyone looking at her LOL

Whats that coming over your leg is it a Volvo is it a Volvo. Oh Chippy it was me with the Bell

Whats that coming over your leg is it a Volvo is it a Volvo.

Cheeky b*stard!!!
What I need is a fit bird to come round and tend my wounds. Ain't happening though

Outside the Canton Cross. My leg's in a terrible state, sore as f**k at the moment, too

You should of rung your f*cking bell. Then maybe the driver would of heard you and stopped.

I think the whole of Cardiff could here you and that bell

Bell? I'm more lost than a Somali cabbie in Cathays

Whats that coming over your leg is it a Volvo is it a Volvo.

Cheeky b*stard!!!
What I need is a fit bird to come round and tend my wounds. Ain't happening though

Come on girls form an orderly queue!!

Whats that coming over your leg is it a Volvo is it a Volvo.

Cheeky b*stard!!!
What I need is a fit bird to come round and tend my wounds. Ain't happening though

Come on girls form an orderly queue!!

I was talking to my mates, I stepped back into the road and I felt something heavy on my leg. Turned out to be a car!!

I saw it happen

You did well not to chuck ya pint in the passengers face when he rolled down the window to apologise for his mrs bad driving mate.

It didn't stop you from moving back into the middle of the road to continue drinking though did it?

I was talking to my mates, I stepped back into the road and I felt something heavy on my leg. Turned out to be a car!!

I saw it happen

You did well not to chuck ya pint in the passengers face when he rolled down the window to apologise for his mrs bad driving mate.

It didn't stop you from moving back into the middle of the road to continue drinking though did it?

Something as minor as that never will stop me drinking!!! .

And pricks like that shouldn't force their way through but have consideration for what could happen. And you're right, he was a knob in the passenger seat

I was talking to my mates, I stepped back into the road and I felt something heavy on my leg. Turned out to be a car!!

I saw it happen

You did well not to chuck ya pint in the passengers face when he rolled down the window to apologise for his mrs bad driving mate.

It didn't stop you from moving back into the middle of the road to continue drinking though did it?

Something as minor as that never will stop me drinking!!! .

And pricks like that shouldn't force their way through but have consideration for what could happen. And you're right, he was a knob in the passenger seat

Something tells me that if he had been driving, there were no women or children on board and Chops hadn't done the business there may have been bits of volvo all over Canton

You're right, Johnny Rythm, the driver has Chops to thank for my good mood. I'm glad you told me it was a Volvo, though, memory is a little hazy!

Mind you, without blowing my own trumpet, a volvo ran over my foot and I only have bruising. How hard am I?

You're right, Johnny Rythm, the driver has Chops to thank for my good mood. I'm glad you told me it was a Volvo, though, memory is a little hazy!

Mind you, without blowing my own trumpet, a volvo ran over my foot and I only have bruising. How hard am I?

FFS come on now, you're not that hard, it was only doing 0.5mph

If the truth be told and cars could speak it also said "excuse me please?" aout 5 times before it gently nudged you

You're right, Johnny Rythm, the driver has Chops to thank for my good mood. I'm glad you told me it was a Volvo, though, memory is a little hazy!

Mind you, without blowing my own trumpet, a volvo ran over my foot and I only have bruising. How hard am I?

FFS come on now, you're not that hard, it was only doing 0.5mph

If the truth be told and cars could speak it also said "excuse me please?" aout 5 times before it gently nudged you

True, I knew it wasn't going that fast, but that doesn't make for such a good story down the pub!! and they still weigh a couple of f*cking tonnes. That's not great going over your foot. Or rather down the back of my bloody leg!!!

It may have said excuse me, but instead of whispering it, it should have shouted it with its horn

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True, I knew it wasn't going that fast, but that doesn't make for such a good story down the pub!! and they still weigh a couple of f*cking tonnes. That's not great going over your foot. Or rather down the back of my bloody leg!!!

It may have said excuse me, but instead of whispering it, it should have shouted it with its horn [/quote]


Blame Snowy for not having decent beer garden