top 10 one liners

1
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
5
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
6
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
7
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
8
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
9
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
10
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

1
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
5
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
6
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
7
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
8
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
9
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
10
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

what a beaut you are....no.10 is my fav

No 11 I like

Number 3 takes a lot of beating