WHATS THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN..........

an icelandic volcano and cheryl cole ???

the volcano is still blowing ash

an icelandic volcano and cheryl cole ???

the volcano is still blowing ash

i like that one, the missus loved it as well

would have had good money on you being first to comment on a sexual orrientated joke

would have had good money on you being first to comment on a sexual orrientated joke

im begining to wonder if im a bit odd

would have had good money on you being first to comment on a sexual orrientated joke

im begining to wonder if im a bit odd

no not at all, who the f**k would think that. you have never given that impression

my mates in work said since i came out of hospital i say things other people are only thinking

lenny henry's bought a new silent nite bed
hes hoping this one comes without the
f*cking hippo

what do you call a woman with a spade up her arse?

dunno, but it aint dawn french