Things you lose the ablity to do when you get to 40

1. Run
2. play footy, difficult after losing the ability to 1.
3. Lie to your wife - its just not worth it anymore, and the reason arent either
4. Drink loads - ....see 3
5. after the above who cares ?

number 3 , you are sooooo wrong

This thread is turning very sexual and disgusting as soon as Baz gets his hands on it

This thread is turning very sexual and disgusting as soon as Baz gets his hands on it

Planted seeds in some of the lads heads to night , inspired by this board. Monkeyfacing and angry pirates...couldnt remember the rest.

Most of the laughs were of the nervous type,... do that and next stop thornhill...

IM 50 and still play 5 aside footy every week,and still lie to the missus usually on a saturday.

Get an erection?

Get an erection?

Dont matter cos of your age it's cos all the Swansea birds you gotta shag!!!!

stand up and wee,,,,,,, honestly, you know when your getting older, when at home, you go for a wee and you sit,,,,, fact

Give up,

Thats what I did.

Made a descision not to have children, take every penny I have out of the UK and look for pastures new. The left wing cunts have totally destroyed the UK, all together one for all, look out for one and all has been removed.

Vote for the bnp or some other socialist outfit, spoil your papers by writing........Enough, Mrs T could run this country quite capably on her own. Why for the love of Allah, jesus, darth varder, does it take 600 to run our silly little island?

Apologies for the above,

It was meant for ccmb.

Give up,

Thats what I did.

Made a descision not to have children, take every penny I have out of the UK and look for pastures new. The left wing cunts have totally destroyed the UK, all together one for all, look out for one and all has been removed.

Vote for the bnp or some other socialist outfit, spoil your papers by writing........Enough, Mrs T could run this country quite capably on her own. Why for the love of Allah, jesus, darth varder, does it take 600 to run our silly little island?

wow, im half cut, looks a good post, will answer when im sober,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ok in september

Willy i totally agree with you mate,planning on leaving this once great country of ours myself,its got to be bad even the missus agrees with me.

Monkeyface?

i am 53, so less of the erection bit

i am 53, so less of the erection bit

...sorry to hear that.

stand up and wee,,,,,,, honestly, you know when your getting older, when at home, you go for a wee and you sit,,,,, fact

im 48 or is it 49 ? have sat down to piss at home for 13 years due to the fact of living in a house with first 2 then 3 females

rorkes drift wrote:
i am 53, so less of the erection bit

speak for yourself old fella, im up before the milkman every day