oh noooooooo mun

im late i think i may be pregnant it is not my husbands i think it is winston my long term lover or this bloke i met in canton.harry is goink to kill me as i told him that i had finished with winston mounths ago .me and harry are white winston is black is it possible for two white pepole to have a black baby or is there any story that i could tell the old gitt that he would belive he is very gullable..... any suggestions welcome.

Hello Mrs M,

You could take old Harry's mind off things by letting him know that the Labour party will be looking for a new Boss man come May 7th. Get him out on the streets campaigning for a better future for chickens and pigeons to start, then by the time the lefty's get around to organising a leadership election you'll have a slightly tanned baby which will go down a treat with the lefty's and Harry proudly standing by both of you none the wiser.

could try all that wanking has bruised his baby gravy making it come out tinted

Hello Mrs M,

You could take old Harry's mind off things by letting him know that the Labour party will be looking for a new Boss man come May 7th. Get him out on the streets campaigning for a better future for chickens and pigeons to start, then by the time the lefty's get around to organising a leadership election you'll have a slightly tanned baby which will go down a treat with the lefty's and Harry proudly standing by both of you none the wiser.

.... thanks willy good idea but harry is not in to polatics thank god, he is hard enough to live with as it is.

could try all that wanking has bruised his baby gravy making it come out tinted

..... he might fall for that one.

mrs r whats you first name???
is it gertrude

mrs r whats you first name???
is it gertrude

,,,,,, baz you know what my name is it is rose.

mrs r whats you first name???
is it gertrude

,,,,,, baz you know what my name is it is rose.

so you have a nice tight bud then

mrs r whats you first name???
is it gertrude

,,,,,, baz you know what my name is it is rose.

so you have a nice tight bud then

,,,,, it wont be that tight after having a baby or so iv been told.can you ask the midwife to put a few extra stitchs in to keep it nice and tight winston loves it tight

tell him its a reaction to self tanning cream.

tell him its a reaction to self tanning cream.

....... thats the best so far rob classic.

tell him its a reaction to self tanning cream.

spraytan accident

or

volcanic ash fallout got in to your womb by accident

tell him its a reaction to self tanning cream.

spraytan accident

or

volcanic ash fallout got in to your womb by accident

or you have been f*cking around in hounslow

It's a phantom pregnancy you been dried up for years u old trout

baz how on earth am i going to tell my husband that during sex with him vaulcanic ash must have got in to my pussy and that is why the baby has dark skin.

It's a phantom pregnancy you been dried up for years u old trout

.... i hope it is a phantom pregnancy i hate kids.

baz how on earth am i going to tell my husband that during sex with him vaulcanic ash must have got in to my pussy and that is why the baby has dark skin.

make him believe you had sex in iceland on the slopes of a volcano as it erupted

im late i think i may be pregnant it is not my husbands i think it is winston my long term lover or this bloke i met in canton.harry is goink to kill me as i told him that i had finished with winston mounths ago .me and harry are white winston is black is it possible for two white pepole to have a black baby or is there any story that i could tell the old gitt that he would belive he is very gullable..... any suggestions welcome.

Hey Rosie Babe, Rastus he's a just told me that you be a dissing me on this here internet and everyyting and I ain't no way a gonna put up with thisa shiit.

Hey folks ya'll Cardif city like dudes, take a good loong ata mya picture here to the siiiide, I was a one good looooking nigga before I met this this beetch, she suresure gave me and my boy sumin to tink about. Take a good look and shit at my gooood looks here to the side and everything, shame about the little white fella but that was MJ ya know, he right into that kinda ting but hey, we don't worry about dat we worries bout Winston. Winston, he was the man ya all know. Had myself some tidy kit, wellllllll smart was the Winston, had myself a Gibson Black Beauty and man could I make that baby siiingg. Then I met this here Rosie, gave a hell of lot that a man would ever need, clap, crabs, hell somethig I ain't even heard of yet neither has the doctor.

Look what you have been a doing to me, I'ma just a shadow of my former self, some lefty went an took a picture of me when I was out a busking and earning girl, the whitey got me thrown outta swansea quadrent for being to weell dressed

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But hey Rosie I'll forgive ya girl, those addiiddas original trainers sure look mighty fine on ma feet, don't they girl.

I ain't paying none that maintance shit though the girl

Yo..Give the Harry dude some respect now

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oh no

Mighty fine trainers though, original Addidas?

Looks like Winston has a pair of original Levis circa 1900 as well, tidy.

im late i think i may be pregnant it is not my husbands i think it is winston my long term lover or this bloke i met in canton.harry is goink to kill me as i told him that i had finished with winston mounths ago .me and harry are white winston is black is it possible for two white pepole to have a black baby or is there any story that i could tell the old gitt that he would belive he is very gullable..... any suggestions welcome.

Hey Rosie Babe, Rastus he's a just told me that you be a dissing me on this here internet and everyyting and I ain't no way a gonna put up with thisa shiit.

Hey folks ya'll Cardif city like dudes, take a good loong ata mya picture here to the siiiide, I was a one good looooking nigga before I met this this beetch, she suresure gave me and my boy sumin to tink about. Take a good look and shit at my gooood looks here to the side and everything, shame about the little white fella but that was MJ ya know, he right into that kinda ting but hey, we don't worry about dat we worries bout Winston. Winston, he was the man ya all know. Had myself some tidy kit, wellllllll smart was the Winston, had myself a Gibson Black Beauty and man could I make that baby siiingg. Then I met this here Rosie, gave a hell of lot that a man would ever need, clap, crabs, hell somethig I ain't even heard of yet neither has the doctor.

Look what you have been a doing to me, I'ma just a shadow of my former self, some lefty went an took a picture of me when I was out a busking and earning girl, the whitey got me thrown outta swansea quadrent for being to weell dressed.................hi winston i still love you are you still in jamaca or are you back in penrhys i would love to see you again you are the only man to sattisfie me and i dont exspect any money off you ill try to pass the baby off as harrys,

MrsM.jpg

But hey Rosie I'll forgive ya girl, those addiiddas original trainers sure look mighty fine on ma feet, don't they girl.

I ain't paying none that maintance shit though the girl

Yo..Give the Harry dude some respect now

"hi winston i still love you are you still in jamaca or are you back in penrhys i would love to see you again you are the only man to sattisfie me and i dont exspect any money off you ill try to pass the baby off as harrys,"

Hey Rosie Woman, I and I are safe init.

I no in Jamica, Winston have big job in London town Winston have job and everyting.

Winston now big journaly thing, work for students and newspaper ting called guardian, full of bloodclots and batty boys, Dey don't call dem dat do, Winston got to a bit a sneaky like a wombat, say hey, lefty, leave us lesbians alone, but them lefty pale skinned socialists gave Winston a pay rise. Winston rich now, Winston is socialist so won't have to pay money for Enoch, poor people will pay for our child Enoch. Be it she, he, it or queer, Enoch is our child, cough up for a season ticket though or we'll miss out on a few quid for the mosque. Ahhh forgot to tell ya, I is muslim, allah be praised, Winston can have many women as he wants, Allah be praised. Fat ones, thin ones, some in between and gets paid by the students paper. Tis cool Rose, Tis Cool.

"hi winston i still love you are you still in jamaca or are you back in penrhys i would love to see you again you are the only man to sattisfie me and i dont exspect any money off you ill try to pass the baby off as harrys,"

Hey Rosie Woman, I and I are safe init.

I no in Jamica, Winston have big job in London town Winston have job and everyting.

Winston now big journaly thing, work for students and newspaper ting called guardian, full of bloodclots and batty boys, Dey don't call dem dat do, Winston got to a bit a sneaky like a wombat, say hey, lefty, leave us lesbians alone, but them lefty pale skinned socialists gave Winston a pay rise. Winston rich now, Winston is socialist so won't have to pay money for Enoch, poor people will pay for our child Enoch. Be it she, he, it or queer, Enoch is our child, cough up for a season ticket though or we'll miss out on a few quid for the mosque. Ahhh forgot to tell ya, I is muslim, allah be praised, Winston can have many women as he wants, Allah be praised. Fat ones, thin ones, some in between and gets paid by the students paper. Tis cool Rose, Tis Cool.

...... it is fantastic you are working again winston i remember what a good worker you were when you where harrys gardener i hope you have stoped smoking them funny fags as it seems you have a good job now and you dont want to go and lose it like every other job you have had....... winston if you want to shag me tonight ill meet you at ninian park halt same time as normal ........ love you rose.