Another volcano due to erupt

From Iceland. This one is meant to be about 10 times more catastrophic than the b*stard thats clogging up our airspace and covering our cars in ash.

This one usually erupts every 100 years or so, and its been about 95/6 years since the last one. Scientists reckon it is due to erupt soon.

This one will be much worse for the flights.

Be prepared

Will it be doing what Cheryl Cole isn't at the moment and blowing Ash?

Oh yes. There will be lots of blowing of the ash.

Will it be doing what Cheryl Cole isn't at the moment and blowing Ash?

Well, she's definitely not blowing Ash...

Will it be doing what Cheryl Cole isn't at the moment and blowing Ash?

Well, she's definitely not blowing Ash...

I know

She is blowing me

She is blowing me