So, to summarise(so far)

I was sat infront of the TV last night watching
Banzai, having a few beers and a
kebab when i noticed a small
gap in the curtains, and i was shocked to see that
baz was stood outside holding his
12inch penis, he turned around and saw
Peter ridsdale with a big gaping
hole in his walet
he reached inside and gave baz £50 to
pay Jezz for hardcore sex, they lasted 2 minutes untill all of a sudden
In walked a 6ft 3 and 300lb man called
Dusty Bin
who was made of palstic
he was very angry and shaking his fists because he had just heard that
there was a gay rights movement demo being organised on St Mary Street and he
hadn't been invited. So he
Grabbed Jezz and Baz with one hand, and lifted them aloft and shouted
where the fucks chuwbaker
and grab hold of my extended light saber and
wish this was heavier as
its a lot thicker than pompey's
wage bill
which is minute compared to Ridsdale's
Fishtank, which is full of
fannyjuice
from smashing the pasty the size of a
incredibly large Russell Brand lookalike
who's hair was made from
Columbian cocaine
Which then got cut off Brands hair by Winehouse who
shat in his mouth as way of payment