$$STORY NUMBER 2 COMPLETED$$

Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:26 pm

I was in the Brunswick last night with Ridsdale, Annis and mother teresa who was naked and decomposing wearing mrs ramsgates soiled thongs. Terasa went up to the bar to speak to a young handsome man with flowing curls. Mother Teresa ordered 2 double vodka one for herself and one for her donkey who was a 3 foot tall dildo covered in ky jelly and smelling like a tin of rice pudding that I had just made myself. The rice pudding was piping hot because I forgot to dip my genitals into it then a big beaver came out of it and nibbled on my erection. I took a massive bite off my cock and left me crying on the floor. I dialled 999 and when the paramedics arrived i was amazed to see that it was Claire. She was pissing herself laughing because the beaver was still attacthed to my bellend. Then all of a sudden in came a badger who was dressed as a sheep dripping in chilli sauce with a large doner in its mouth. So i chucked the badger a tenner to get the beaver off me. As i distratced the badger i stole his kebab and ran off holding my injured penis. As i ran off i tripped over a massive pink dildo which was in chippys hand while he used the other hand to crack one off over a photo of rob dressed as a lobser on heat.

Following this Jez came in to finish him off Jez flashed her enormous breast to him and they were so big they wobbled as she gave him a tit wank in those ample bosoms covered in Jonsons baby oil Baz got jealous and punched young chippy but chippy is so hard he didnt even feel it. and then chippy pucnhed baz and he feel down and started to cry like a little baby girl. Baz was such a pussy people starting calling him a big girls blouse so baz got upset and then pulled his trousers down to reveal another beaver was attached to his 2inch penis, so therefore Baz shaved off his pubes and proceded to participate in a angry monkeyface all over Jez, she screamed with delight and Said you can turn that f*cking camera off when you like Annis. So annis left and baz and jezz contiuned to make passionaite love to each other untill Baz came far to early over Jez. Then Mrs Ramsgates f**k buddy Winston walks into the room and Jezzies eyes light up He dropped his trousers to show off his cock but Winston was shocked to see that the beaver was still dangling from his cock. Then In came Warren Feeney and said what the fook going on here Winston replied I'm showing Jez how to lay pipe. Jez's delight quickly turned sour as Winston began to play with Baz's bum hair. Winston began to hack away at the crack of Baz with his afro comb.

All Winston could find in the crack of Baz were a few grapes which were as big as elephant droppings which fell from to the ground. In worked a man called Brian of Nazareth who was furiously wankin in the corner, when all of a sudden Fernando Torres walked in, Fernando said alright mush??? Im off to have passionate sex with Warren Feeney at that beaver. ADIOS AMIGO.

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