NEW STORY 3

You know how it works line each try and make sure you know what you are writing about and keep it in order.

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As the 25,000 Cardiff fans in the CCS are watching Chris Burke on the run. He shoots. HE SCORES. The Cardiff fans erupt into a sea of noise and start singing. HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT, HE PLAYS ON THE RIGHT THAT BOY CHIRS BUKRE MAKES ROUTLEDGE LOOK SHITE, but as Burke ran of to celebrate infront of the Canton a...............

fan ran onto the pitch, with a great big..........

Strimmer to.......

to cut his hair..

a rather drunk baz grabs him and says "i dont want syeed its you i love. will you".........

strim my rather large bush with your strimmer, then we could..........

f**k each other in the ninian stand while...........

leave you for mrs g, so can i.......

f**k like the gay muslim you are

who actually turned out to be....

Gavin Rae dressed up, Baz then noticed Warren Feeney and Tony Capaldi warming up and........

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monkeyfaced feeney and gave capaldi a angry pirate...

the 3 of them screamed with pleasure as Baz exploded all over them. Dave Jones then called Feeney over to subsitute him for........

no one as this was a wet dream and everyone knows jones wouldnt bring feeney on unless theres 30 secs left

As he couldn't hit a .........

mushroom in china. Speaking of mushrooms Baz once placed a mushroom into his............

Ear...

and then his japs eye and yelled JUNINCHI INAMOTO

Who then went....

to the local Chinese..

but bought an italian instead, i then took the italian home and fed it to my pet penguin, who is tied to the patio table dreaming of..............................

sucking on a fishermans friend coz he's got a sore throat caused by ..................

chippys big toe that is infested with siamese maggots................

named....

Harris , Piddler and Fatty Bungle who entered the country illegally from ..............

bangledesh. after baz had monkeyfaced....

Mashood and Saheed then eloped with Christian to Bangladesh , but things didnt go to plan when ...........

a hungry owl started...

to fly backwards ..........

and didnt see the Queen's Palace made out of crystal that it was about to crash into ! However .......