COMPLETED STORY NUMBER 3 ***

As the 25,000 Cardiff fans in the CCS are watching Chris Burke on the run. He shoots. HE SCORES. The Cardiff fans erupt into a sea of noise and start singing. HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT, HE PLAYS ON THE RIGHT THAT BOY CHIRS BUKRE MAKES ROUTLEDGE LOOK SHITE, but as Burke ran of to celebrate infront of the Canton a fan ran onto the pitch, with a great big strimmer to cut Burkes hair. Then a rather drunk baz runs on and grabs him and says
"i dont want syeed its you i love. will you strim my rather large bush with your strimmer, then we could f**k each other in the ninian stand like the gay muslim you are''

The gay muslim turned out to be Gavin Rae dressed up, Baz then noticed Warren Feeney and Tony Capaldi warming up and monkeyfaced feeney and gave capaldi an angry pirate the 3 of them screamed with pleasure as Baz exploded all over them. Dave Jones then called Feeney over to subsitute him for no one as this was a wet dream and everyone knows jones wouldnt bring feeney on unless theres 30 secs left because he can not hit a mushroom in China. Speaking of mushrooms Baz once placed a mushroom into his ear and then his japs eye and yelled JUNINCHI INAMOTO. He then went to the local Chinese but bought an italian instead, i then took the italian home and fed it to my pet penguin, who is tied to the patio table dreaming of sucking on a fishermans friend coz he's got a sore throat caused by chippys big toe that is infested with siamese maggots named Harris , Piddler and Fatty Bungle who entered the country illegally from bangledesh. after baz had monkeyfaced Mashood and Saheed then eloped with Christian to Bangladesh.

Things didn't go to well though because a hungry owl began to fly backwards and didnt see the Queen's Palace made out of crystal that it was about to crash into ! However this was no ordinary owl this was Bruce the magic owl of the east. The Owl managed to dodge the Palace and Bruce flew all the way to Chicago to see the Blues Brothers latest concert , and all was going great guns until in the crowd Bruce saw baz bent over shakin his ruptured foreskin. Baz was standing in the crowd next to rob who was wielding his lightsaber becasue Darth Vader walked through the crowd and wanted a fight with Rob. Rob began to panick and he ran to hide behind baz who was busy eating a mushroom and apple pastie with one hand and also holding a tennis racket in the other.


THE END. DOES ANYBODY ELSE THINK THAT THESE STORIES ARE GETTING WIERDER AND MORE STRANGE


WHAT DOES EVERYBODY THINK OF THIS FORUM STORY NUMBER 3

we should release a book

we should release a book

I'll ask Annis

We are wonderful story makers

Baz will love this story

chippy you need help ffs now!!!!!

chippy you need help ffs now!!!!!

Don't you like our story Baz?

Theres some strange people on this forum

Theres some strange people on this forum

and you are the main one

Are we going to be getting number 4

Are we going to be getting number 4

mmmmmmm do the fans want one

:ayatollah:

you can start the next one and when it gets to about 3 pages you can type it up.


Ill let you show us the way

Hmm i will start it tomorrow then

Hmm i will start it tomorrow then

but the fans want one now

I cant think of a way to start it

I cant think of a way to start it

just any random line

i was walking down the street and............
yesterday i was talking to............
me and nelson mandela were...........


fukin anything lol