Story 4

You can't put that there....

said the monkfish, why asked Jezz?
He can put his penis wherever he wants. I like it where it is. Jezz then decided

to go and have a dump

but she was so small she couldt reach the toilet to sit on it, so therefore she had to go to the.........

kitchen floor..

bushes around the back of..

the dick doctor...

. The Dick Doctor studies the art of the penis. His recent client was named......

Milly..

he went to see the dick doctor becasue he was worried about the size of his penis as it was only........

2 inches long after Baz took a chunk out of it last weekend..

when he was sucking milly off he accendentaly bit into meaning he bit off half his cock. But Milly got his own back on Baz by.........

bumming syed....

and milly covered his body in cod roe soaked in hot dog sausage juice

bumming syed....

but only the close inner circle of the AAMB were allowed to watch , so all the others ..............

wacked one out over jezz pole dancing naked.

jezz loved this because.........

she went and bought a bottle of hi karate and then...................

collected all of my belly button fluff and toenail clippings so she could..............................

chew on them becasue they are harder than your cock on a ................

burning hot microwave meal.........

thats ice cold in the middle, almost as cool as chippy wearing burmuda shorts with no underwear on with a scent of coconuts and dafodills...............

Similar to that homeless gay tramp who lived with.......

Peter the gray haired Yorkshire tramp who quite often frequents the CCS car park on match days begging for money and selling the Big Issue at special rates and stuffs all the money he makes into carrier bags which he keeps hidden ..........

in the glove compartment of his cream mini which he bought at a knock down rate after dipping his...

fingers into the Big Issue sales money that was promised to help all the Caravan Utilizing Nomadic Travellers residing in the Abertawe area of Llanelli , these CUNTs were so upset that they all ...............

nipped down Annis's house on the quiet to get tips on how to organise a mass demonstration but he gave them....

paint brushes to remedy the mistakes.........

made by the incredible hulk on July 4th 1979

They wernt happy with these paint brushes, as they were cheapy ones from pound land....

every stroke and out the hairs come......