ccfc advertising in job centre

We are currently looking for footballers required for Cardiff city fc.
Previous experience preferred but not essential as full training will be given.
The ability to take players on and tackle with precision and distribute to centre forwards would be a distinct advantage.
Hours of work are varied although you must be prepared to work on saturdays and the occasional tuesday evening.
Food will be provided by one of our luxurious on site kiosks and you will be entitled to a further 20p reduction in the excellent pie and a pint package deal.
A full clean driving licence is not required for this role or a clean criminal record.
You will be reporting to the manager on a daily basis and must expect the odd intrusion or two from the club chairman.
You can have full use of the very large fully stocked club shop, however on this occasion we cannot offer staff discount due to the economic crisis.
You will be dealing with members of the public, so you must conduct yourself in a professional manner as the customers can become disheartened and daunting from time to time.
We are an equal opporunities employer and welcome applications from all ethnic areas, however applicants from the swansea area need not apply on this occasion.
Wages are negotiable depending on experience however we are looking to pay the minimum wage.
We cannot contribute to a company pension at the moment and depending on the recession we may not even pay your income tax for you.

Please contact Dave or Peter for an interview in the summer and if recruited we may even take you abroad to an exotic mystery location for pre season

Shame they're not advertising for a new chairman.