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Story 5 (Just for Baz)

Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:54 pm

One day Baz was..

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:57 pm

out walking his pet cetrepede when all of a sudden he was attacked by a.......................................

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:57 pm

Rose Ramsgates sex buddy Winston with a large black pipe and to his suprise Rose said

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:59 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:out walking his pet cetrepede when all of a sudden he was attacked by a.......................................


Attacked by group on angry pirates...

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:01 pm

and the pirates were chased off by one of the ceterpedes legs which dropped off and come alive..............

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:11 pm

baz was not bothered by this as he knew that if his centepeed died he always had cheryl cole on speed dial...

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:12 pm

tomCCFC wrote:baz was not bothered by this as he knew that if his centepeed died he always had cheryl cole on speed dial...



but tiger woods got there 1st and took cheryl cole to his............

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:14 pm

holiday home in penrhys when he went to ring her sister he dropped his mobile into a vat of steaming frogs turds being boiled by a witch from newport who belongs to...................

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:14 pm

paul cochlyn

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:15 pm

who is ................................

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:16 pm

a c**t..

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:16 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:who is ................................



the leader of the klingons. He once went to vancouver and found..........

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:17 pm

a Rampant rabbit the size of...

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:19 pm

an egypitan cat. Knowc as the sphinx. This is a big cat in the desert that .........

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:19 pm

spends all day....

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:20 pm

wanking over ..........

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:21 pm

granny porn...

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:24 pm

which should haave its own channel on sky instead of............................

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:25 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:which should haave its own channel on sky instead of............................



DAVE

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:28 pm

because DAVE...

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:29 pm

shows shit programmes like.............

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:31 pm

the swansea highlights

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:32 pm

and how to paint the inside of a rusty kettle instead of..................

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:33 pm

MOTD with cardiff on it

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:45 pm

anyway that night............

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:51 pm

a large trout from the river attacked a rottweiller and ate his...........

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:55 pm

pork scratching, leaving him in a mess making rob look.....

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:58 pm

like a transvestite body building outer mongolian bouncer (now known as door security)........with pink stilettos which he threw in the oven and cooked them for.................

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:07 pm

2 hours 35 minutes basting them every thirty minutes with

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Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:10 pm

soup ladel at 200 c then when finished serve with raw potatoes and frozen peas on a ............................