Story 4 in full.

You can't put that there said the monkfish, why asked Jezz?He can put his penis wherever he wants. I like it where it is, Jezz then decided to go and have a dump, but she was so small she couldn't reach the toilet to sit on it, so therefore she had to go behind the bushes around the back of the dick doctor, The Dick Doctor studies the art of the penis. His recent client was a young newport lad named Milly, he went to see the dick doctor because he was worried about the size of his penis, it was only2 inches long after Baz took a chunk out of it last weekend when he was sucking milly off. He accidentally bit into it meaning he bit off half his cock. But Milly got his own back on Baz by bumming syed, only the close inner circle of the AAMB were allowed to watch, so all the others wacked one out over jezz pole dancing naked. Jezz loved this because she went and bought a bottle of hi karate and then collected all of my belly button fluff and toenail clippings, so she could chew on them because they are harder than your cock on a burning hot microwave meal, thats ice cold in the middle, almost as cool as chippy wearing bermuda shorts with no underwear on with a scent of coconuts and daffodils.

Similar to that homeless gay tramp who lived with Peter the grey haired Yorkshire tramp, who quite often frequents the CCS car park on match days begging for money and selling the Big Issue at special rates, he then stuffs all the money he makes into carrier bags which he keeps hidden in the glove compartment of his cream mini which he bought at a knock down rate after dipping his fingers into the Big Issue sales, money that he had promised would help all the Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers residing in the Abertawe area of Llanelli, these CUNTs were so upset that they all nipped down Annis's house on the quiet to get tips on how to organise a mass demonstration, but instead he gave them paint brushes to remedy the mistakes made by the incredible hulk on July 4th 1979.They weren't happy with these paint brushes, as they were cheap ones from pound land and on every stroke and the hairs come in my hand, as i play with myself while watching teletubbies having a few beers feeling a bit DIPSEY, listening to lady LALA, fiddling with my TINKEY WINKEY, while gagging for a PO.

Meanwhile billy hunt had just walked in on 2 big elephants having sex in his bedroom, he asked them how they got in and they replied f**k off you bald c**t !! so billy hunt started to cry, all of a sudden the elephant asked him if it would make him feel better if they let him join in, billy hunt got nervous and said only if my mate DEADLY DAVE can join us as well because my cock's so big i don't want the elephants to be scared, so he can hold the camera while I suck Mr elephants long grey trunk, yum yum and whilst bending over to reach the end - the other cheeky elephant started to pick his clinkers out of the crack of his arse with the end of his tusk, while standing on one leg in a tu tu covered in sparkly diamonds and holding a placard stating wheres the money gone in his trunk to which Daya retorted who stole my out of date tin of semolina, Molly had to admit it was him he is so desperate that he stole it opened the lid, and dipped his his long big toe then he put his belly button in it, he got got the tins mixed up and stuck it in a tin of red hot chillies instead then he screamed.

That's nearly as hot as jezz dancing on a pole named valuev with a 1inch cock, which would not get stuck in a sauce bottle. But jez agreed he could try her brown and she said OMG 1 inch is soooooooooooooo tiny..........................so she rang baz to come around and monkeyface andy campbell who who was stalking jezz with his 13" Blow up hammer, that he had nicked from Timmy Mallet when he went with him on tour to outer mongolia where he met Ben Steele, who was trying to buy a local football team from a bloke called Pete who was a honest hardworking yorkshireman. Pete loved making football teams rich with money and rich promises that were always delivered. Sadly Peter was kidnapped by a gang of immigrant oompah loompahs, from wonka land who carried chocolate spears and turkish delight shaped dildos which Peter shoved up millys anus, and milly screamed get my brother chippy to stop wanking pompey off, and take it out of my anus,this dildo is smoother that sam salims head and sliding way to deep, causing puss to come out of my ears, so we all collected the puss and put it in a gallon tin to To poison the riddler.

Story 4 in full and it once again shows how fucked up some of the people in this forum are

its a good read, i know an author and yes you lot really are fucked up

yes we are you included

moi

i was either half asleep or didnt read it, but i didnt realise i had made the story
i had hell of a shock to find out baz was sucking my cock and bit atleast 8 inches off.............if its only 2 inch now

as for shagging syeed hes not my type

great story though fair play !!