Risdale just text me

He asked what’s for supper love?
I presume he had the wrong number.
I replied kippers you slippery old customer.

i would have replied with ''it doesnt matter darling cos im going to poison you, you old tw*t....... and take your money!

oh hang on he doesnt have any.....

that reminded me of the following.

winston churchill was at a lunch when a woman guest said to him "you are a very arrogant man, if you where my husband i would poison your food"....

to which he relied. "and if you where my wife madam, i'd eat it"..

that reminded me of the following.

winston churchill was at a lunch when a woman guest said to him "you are a very arrogant man, if you where my husband i would poison your food"....

to which he relied. "and if you where my wife madam, i'd eat it"..

My all time favourite Churchill quote is this one:

Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk, and what's more, you are disgustingly drunk.
Churchill: Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.