To the tune of 1in ten UB40.
"We are the number 1, the number 1 in Wales, We are the number 1 and everyone knows it, we are the best, a statistical reminder for them cunts down West."
We can replace cunts if needed to wankers, twats, inbreds or any other general term used for them.
for those who dont know the song very well here it is, we need new songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCGcljqOSW0